general shitposting

garbage dump acc for @wildlymint

[walterdecourceys]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[lesvegas]

[lesvegas]

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

[fakearchivist]

All female Bosozoku / Biker Club wearing pumps and matching clothes for a magazine shoot. Scanned from “Teens Road” magazine, 1995.

[epicsause-official]

just made a tier list

[transgender-mp3]

If I may add

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

[caesarsaladinn]

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

[caesarsaladinn]

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813

[faffreux]

My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[threedollarsdotcom]

tired of this shit lets add pvp to laundry

[userfish]

tumblr distilled into a tweet

[userfish]

people reblogging this mad about it “creating a new binary” are all giant babies. listen to music made by black people.

[queer-as-in-slightly-odd]

you can tell jud is a catholic because he keeps feeling guilty and confessing to stuff he's not responsible for

[liminalbeauty]

I just watched this last night. It was a masterpiece of layers of meaning. An absolute feast. Each Knives Out gets more complex.

[lavenderprose]

The way that Ilya goes monogamous for the first time in his entire life and immediately starts dropping I Love You's and pet names and Gimme Kiss. Meanwhile monogamy and a gay awakening have combined in Shane's brain to chemically trigger a Sexual Chernobyl wherein Shane Hollander is now the world's thirstiest slut for one ☝🏻 man. Ilya is thinking about exactly how he's going to propose and Shane is integrating Same Penis Forever into his believe system, his diet and his exercise regime.

[lavenderprose]

@tawnyow-l You GET IT. Yes it scratches Shane's brain just right. That man loves himself his Ginger Ale, Cauliflower, Ilya's Dick Every Day. Nothing different for any reason ever except for the brand of ginger ale and the part of him Ilya's dick touches.

[donesparce]

you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi sex witch! i just wanted to say that one of the stores you recommend for sex toys, smitten kitten, is based in minneapolis and has been doing a TON of work with community support and resources for everyone affected by ice

just another win!!

Smitten Kitten is GREAT, they've always done a ton of great community work and I'm not surprised at all that they've kept it up during this crisis. seeing them turn into a hub of mutual aid and donations has been really incredible :)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you're not going to get your order fast because of the active terror campaign currently being waged on Minneapolis, but if you've been thinking of getting yourself a sex toy, bdsm gear, vaginal dilators, or even just some lube, balms, or wipes to clean yourself up, now's a great time to do so. Smitten Kitten is turning a lot of that money right around to go straight back into helping their neighbors and community.

The Smitten Kitten

A trans-owned minneapolis-based adult store for EVERY.BODY. Bringing high quality adult toys and sex education to our community since 2003

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

2024 - health insurance ceo shot

2025 - charlie kirk shot

2026 - please please please please please

[toskarin]

accidentally got a site's ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants

[toskarin]

like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened