Pls Fall For My Jeandreil Propaganda

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[minyards-pipedream]

Kevin is kind of like a bus to me - everyone gets to ride.

[allfortherot]

i genuinely am cackling over the vision of neil crouched over kevins computer, looking somber and deeply in study and all he's looking at is porn because he wants to figure out the mechanics. like, bro is not turned on whatsoever this is totally one hundred percent a study thing lmao

maybe kevin walks in and with the serious look on neils face maybe assumes its a ravens game. what else would neil be that concentrated about if not exy? and he goes over to check and its two men just fucking. going at it, ruthlessly. neil has no shame about it, why would he? he knows others watch it and its common enough he knows kevin has dabbled in it even. and neil turns to kevin with an analytical look like, "how would that work" and kevins face is just beet red, fumbling words and embarassment thats not even his own

or maybe andrew is the one who walks in. he takes the bean bag next to neil's and looks over to see gay sex? fullscreen with wired earbuds? and neil even has a notepad out, scribbling away basics. he's probably baffled, though he staysstone faced and still. what the hell was neil watching porn for?? but one look at neils face tells him that he is not watching for pleasure, and andrew just in kinda a shocked disbelief watches it with him for the remainder of the video, unable to get hard from the sheer absurdity of the situation. after the video ends, neil turns to andrew with his notes and is just like,"well, i dont get why people watch this but its been helpful i guess. i figured i'd learn a bit for you, so you're not the only one with the burden of knowing." then he rambles on about exy, seemingly more interested in the mistakes of kevin than in literal porn.

[tswizzlesfan]

this is a love letter to neil josten, a demisexual man who never put a label to it because he doesn't care about how he's being perceived, he only cares about the man he loves likes. to andrew minyard, nicky hemmick and jeremy knox, three gay men who are so different but all had to suffer through their own personal hell and came out of it battered and bruised but still so so human it confuses you sometimes. to jean moreau, our resident bisexual diva who suffered unimaginable horrors but is so good to the core and his healing journey is healing all of us. to catalina alvarez and laila dermott, our lesbian couple who are the loveliest humans and the best example of a healthy relationship. to non binary icon cody winter who is an absolute badass and an incredible friend. to xavier morgan who is trans and gorgeous and the best vice-captain with his strong personality and the way he cares so much about his teammates.

to nora sakavic for creating all those interesting and complex characters who have so much personality that coexists, compliments and is complimented by their queer identity. representation matters so much 🌈

[lillapillas]

Neil hadn’t been kissed in four years

[lillapillas]

[maddielourd]

no thoughts, just a six-year-old Andrew Minyard at the doctor’s office with strep throat. A little girl is sitting with him in the waiting room eating a Happy Meal on her mom’s lap. Andrew traces circles into his own hands, thinking that the comforting taste of chicken nuggets and french fries would help him feel better. He knows he’s not supposed to ask for things, but a pang of desperation makes him forget to be cautious. He sits up straight, gathering his courage, and turns to his foster dad to ask if they can get a Happy Meal on the way home.

“No,” his foster dad snaps. “It was already enough of an inconvenience bringing you here.”

no thoughts, just a six-year-old Andrew Minyard shrinking back into himself as tears sting in his eyes. A six-year-old Andrew Minyard learning not to want things.

no thoughts, just a twenty-year-old Nicky Hemmick leaving the doctor’s office with Andrew who probably has strep throat, but wouldn’t let the doctor get close enough to check. Drained from the day, Nicky stops at the McDonald’s drive thru and asks Andrew what he wants. Andrew snaps that he isn’t hungry. Nicky decides to buy him a Happy Meal as a way of avoiding food waste if Andrew truly isn’t hungry, but also so Andrew has something to eat if he actually is hungry.

no thoughts, just a twenty-year-old Nicky Hemmick feeling guilty for not having the energy to make something at home for Andrew to eat, and not knowing he’s given Andrew exactly what he needed.

[saiintval]

So what if I teach myself to animate so I can make andreil kiss hehe

[maccadot]

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

[minyards-pipedream]

Masked musician Andrew who was abused by his rockstar adoptive brother Drake, exposing him via song Ala “Shitting on The Front Porch Step” by Last July.

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[cloud-hymn]

Jean giving Kevin lukewarm tap water instead of cold filtered water because he’s mad at him is such petty bitch behavior he truly is me

[personal-di4ry]

Jeremy always stands by his canceled wife, Jean

[juicegremlin]

andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.

andrew minyard character of all time.

[lalalychee]

my beloved son, jean moreau

[bongwaterwiz]

u are a pipe bomb or whatever that blonde kid said

[seize-the-day-event]

This event will feature Kevin Day as the centre of poly ships.

Any ship you like, as long as it is two or more people! Any content will be allowed as well, as long as at least one prompt is used per day.

Each day will have three prompts, except Friday, which is a free day. Feel free to use one or all!

If you post, please tag the blog and we will reblog it as well. A collection will also be made on ao3 you can add your art/fic/socmed/moodboard/etc to.

Possible Prompts so Far (subject to change):

1. Omegaverse / fate / “That better not be your blood.”

2. Mermaid AU / stars /“It’s always been you.”

3. Pro Exy or Future AU / victory / “He doesn’t know, does he?”

4. Mafia/Crime AU / queen / “Take me instead”

5. Free (Kevin) Day

If there are any you feel strongly you would want changed, or rearranged, please let me know!

[bread-crust-brust]

NeilJean❤‍🩹

[plantbvn]

boyfriend first, then cigarette