Welcome To The Terror Dome

✨overloading and oversharing✨

[intactics]

ham and sneeze sandwich

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[bad4you-deactivated20211231]

I can give you butterflies or anger issues, it's all on you baby

[streetlight-spam]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[streetlight-spam]

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

[streetlight-spam]

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

[streetlight-spam]

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

[streetlight-spam]

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[argumate]

don’t like it when I’m about to board a plane to America and discover it just came from there not one hour ago and is getting sent straight back, like please put this girl in the stables and give her some oats, rub her coat till it shines, she’s earned a rest

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Also there's the fact that having just escaped America, she has to return to America.

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[fuck-customers]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[andtherestishistory13]

I was telling my sister I was watching a gay hockey show and she said “Big Time Rush?!?”

[defectivegembrain]

They don't tell you that consistently taking care of your hair is literally the hardest thing in the world

[algrenion]

please tell me no one beat me to this joke

[onlinegf]

keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin or whatever limp bizkit said

[motherfucker-unlimited]