meow

:3

[cocoabats]

more pwhau art because sometimes you need to make art catered to yourself and like 5 other people and thats ok

big big thanks to @lunarblazes for writing the little conversation between grian and scar for this comic <3

[tuxedodan]

obsessed with scar just not actually being any kind of supernatural creature or wizard he just has a really big collection of super cheap costumes that he switches out. he'll tell you he's a super magical elf prince as his plastic elf ear falls off to the ground. he's not a vex he just likes to wear around a super cheap pair of fairy wings. spirit halloween employees live in fear of him.

[7385928176385960-deactivated202]

zzz

[connor6lesbian]

this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Jackbox:

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[sexygaywizard]

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

[sexygaywizard]

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

[sexygaywizard]

Guess there's only one way to solve this... I must venture into the cheese caves...

Damn, it's dark in here

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

[that-house]

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

[that-house]

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

[that-house]

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

[that-house]

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

[that-house]

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

[that-house]

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

[that-house]

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

[that-house]

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

[that-house]

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

[that-house]

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

[that-house]

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

[that-house]

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

[that-house]

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

[that-house]

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

[that-house]

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

[that-house]

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

[that-house]

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

[that-house]

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

[that-house]

Untitled #21. ass haha

[that-house]

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

[that-house]

Untitled #23.

[omnianomalous]

Probably the happiest ending this comic could have had

[redandyellowz]

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[wizardnuke]

LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

[wizardnuke]

I don't wanna see another story abt a teenage boy coming out to his parents and closed mouth kissing his boyfriend at prom where's my spy thriller action heist movie w a cast made entirely of dykes and femme gay men you know what I'm fucking talkinf about. I'm tired of The Queer Struggle I struggle every stupid day I know what that's all about and honestly none of the coming out stories are cathartic or whatever to me. I don't care. I wanna see a nonbinary person fight a dragon

[mcytblrconfessions]

i had a dream where bdubs and scar were in the mafia. then bdubs (who was in love with scar) turned the entirety of africa into a heart shape for him and the dream ended with scar in love with grian (cop) and bdubs on the floor slamming his hands and crying

i was gonna reply with this is awesome but then i saw the end 😦

[mcytblrconfessions]

so i have been sending my older brother hermitcraft episodes when they come out. trying to get him to you know. watch it. and like i wasn't serious about it at first? i was just joking about it, maybe forcing him to watch some videos with me. but he... HASNT been watching it on his own. and now. now i'm running on spite and pure god givin stubbornness. that man is GOING to watch minecraft youtuber goodtimeswithscar and he is going to fucking LIKE IT. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL, FAMILY REPUTATION BE DAMMED.

ok. i sound kind of batshit here but like if you were in my situation you would understand. this is a matter of pride at this point. he can't do this to me. he can't keep saying he'll watch it over and over again. he needs to actually do it. i will fucking sit down with the family. say i have some cool thing for us to watch. make an evening out of it. ONLY. ONLY FOR "well hello there my fellow miners and crafters!" TO BLAST THROUGH OUR SPEAKERS. WITH THAT FUCKING FACE ON SCREEN. AND YKNOW WHAT? FUCK IT! MOM AND DAD CAN WATCH TOO!!! I DONT FUCKING CARE!!!! THIS ISNT EVEN ABOUT HERMITCRAFT ANYMORE THIS IS ABOUT MY FUCKING HONOR AND PRIDE. THAT FUCKING BITCH IS GOING GO FUCKING WATCH HERMITCRAFT.

[mcytblrconfessions]

Now im not the type of person to go parasocial but jimmy solidaritygaming has that affect. On me . Like I've never been properly parasocial with anyone and if I even approached it I would stop myself and touch grass. But jimmy solidaritygaming. I made a private discord server with only myself and a channel to dump my insane ramblings in . When I look at my messages with 'jimmy' in them I see a warped reflection spewing hatred at the teasing and I see baffled admiration at what he can jus sit through . He is a role model and a sorry little sopping creature. I could proclaim him my little scrimbalom jiuemncsoov but then I would sound even more insane if I hunted down the exact words I used. If I look at the chat my messages seem to verge on panic attacks defending jimmy Ever since he said that he has asked him friends to poke fun at him for the humor I have been at much more peace but it is . So painful to be a jimmy main and watch Any series ever . Never before have i found unironic messages babbling abt a mcyt being "my little baby sweetheart honey darling. My girl! My girl boy!" Yea I would bring this up in therapy but im pretty sure the worst of it is over . This is a confession booth and nowhere else in the universe would I utter these words.

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[cloudmancy]

everyone gather around. I want to introduce you guys to my new favorite pokemon move. it can only be learned by 6 pokemon total, can only used in double or triple battles, and also does absolutely nothing

[cloudmancy]

Hold Hands has no effect in battle. When a Pokémon uses this move in a Double Battle or Triple Battle, it and its target ally will perform a brief animation together.

actually this is what pokemon is all about

[crashional-thinker]

[hotchocolatewithwater]

Everyone SHUT UP i need a second to talk about the absolute perfect travesty of awarding the Life series winners (Grian, Peal, and Scott) the titles of the three tarot cards the Sun, the Moon, and the Star.

FIRST OFF?? The sun the moon the star is the WRONG order of how they show up in the major arcane!! The star is the 17th, moon the 18th, and sun the 19th!! It’s not exactly backwards but it IS out of order with The Sun being the first and The Moon as the most recent winner.

Now individually; Grian as the sun. The Sun is symbolic of life in full bloom, happiness and opportunity, it means success, it means the universe agrees with the path you’re on and the way ahead is clear. Grian, who accidentally indebted himself to scar, who fought against his soul bound the second he saw the other end. Who keeps killing the people closest to him. (He was only ever meant to watch)

Scott as The Star, it fits his aesthetic but BRO. The Star is healing, it’s renewal of old feelings, it’s a readiness to give and receive love. Scott, who divorced pearl right off the bat and picked a new soulmate who died in the end at the hand of pearl, who has continuously has partners who die before him every single time. (Oh look a poppy, what an ugly flower)

And Pearl, lovely Pearl, as the moon. The Moon, vague and unclear, things are not as they seem; deception. Usually caused by misunderstanding. Pearl, who was broken up with like 5 times and descended into her villain arc plain as day, who never really lied. Who still won at the end with forgiveness. (You came here and you caused death whether you tried to or not)

[letitrainathousandflames]

Y'know, some people do have a strong crying response to stress, and they might cry (even against their own will) when faced with an upsetting situation and that doesnt mean they are "gaslighting" or "manipulating" you.

There are people who use crying as a manipulation tactic? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean that every person that cries during a heated argument is trying to get under your skin. They have their own emotions and issues, and frankly, not everything other people do is a personal attack on you.

[tokeepstuff]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

Jfc I am not surprised OP got shitty responses, but like, if your reaction to this post is to immediately look for ways in which you can misinterpret and misapply it in order to be self-righteous on the internet, then I have some terrible news for you about who is actually engaging in incredibly manipulative and dishonest behaviour here. Hint: it’s not OP and it’s not people who cry easily.

[his-shining-tears]

[harvocel]

Double Life but it’s a poorly written visual novel

[renchant]