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“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

segamascott

beebundt

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow mew meow meow . ok?

beebundt

museumticket

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

c3rvida3

Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

pleasuretrade

the Leather Archives & Museum here in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and

aflo

ot3

if i never have to see another zero effort print on demand sticker design about the Importance Of Artists ever again itll still be too soon

ot3

hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of these and none worth the vinyl they're printed on. at least when people are flooding physical art markets with this kind of junk there's less palpable irony than there is for the ones hosted on fucking redbubble, one of the biggest art-theft-for-profit hubs of the past two decades.

magicfriend1000000000000000

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

#no this is actually good don't let brands into your vocab #you're searching not googling #taking a ride share not ubering #etc etc

illgrowtobeastallasthegiant

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

voidedmuffin

hes been fighting for so long…

isthemarkipliervidcute

Rating: cute!

Markiplier has been fighting for his life non stop since 2017, but you can tell by the speed of his movements that he is still happy and healthy. When he is done fighting he will simply stop.

lianedegrenade

people really do have such short memories about lots of things but specifically gay sex was a crime in much of the usa less than 25 years ago like i remember it and gay marriage wasn’t legalized until 11 years ago and i was a grown woman waiting to get my hair cut when i found out. on a beautiful june day!!!