*gasp*

*~Hey there this is my blog where I post fan art and reblog other stuff~* Mii|25|female|German|infp

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[eingedeutscht]

💿 knochenivers

"Warum haben Sie eine Lücke im Lebenslauf?" Weiß nicht, warum haben Sie eine Lücke in Ihrem Personal. Kümmern Sie sich mal darum.

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[eingedeutscht]

siratonin

"ICH KRIEG DAS NICHT HIN" *kriegt das hin*

siratonin

"ICH HALT DAS KEINEN TAG LÄNGER AUS" *hält es nen Tag länger aus*

[sachermorte]

[001x456]

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[eingedeutscht]

sonderbardesdolches

Manchmal musst du einfach "Alter, das geht mir eigentlich so am Arsch vorbei" sagen und weiterscrollen. Onlineüberlebenssicherungsgrundkurs

[imightbe-a-robot]

It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭

[delusion-of-negation]

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :/"

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :D"

[musicalhell]

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[thewiglesswonder]

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

[thewiglesswonder]

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.

[official-german-puns]

Ich musste doch sehr lachen, für welchen Namen an Neujahr Namenstag ist laut meinem Abreißkalender :’D

[rochenn]

I'm never disappointed when I turn on German television

Celebrity public humiliation ritual. Go my snails

[buntstiftsuechtig-deactivated20]

[redstonedust]

all those posts that are like "you and your blorbo swap lives" "draw your blorbo in your outfit" etc etc are fun and all but every time im like. bold if you to think i have a singular blorbo. its a bleebus circus up in here.

[ink-phoenix]

Fascinated by the thought of the plural of blorbo being bleebus

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[cazzadores]

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people