You are a great big bag of dicks

AO3 and Wattpad: Neptunium134 | I'm in too many fandoms | This blog is a mess and so am I |  Strollaholic, Stoffaholic, chocoholic

[neptunium134]

Greater Anglia and GWR will be facing my wrath today.

[neptunium134]

"Some wars will not end in peace" aka me vs Greater Anglia today

[neptunium134]

Me: I've been emotionless for too long. Time to watch some RMS Carpathia edits on TikTok and bawl my eyes out.

[lyinginthewreckofyour]

aegyo

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[robinfrinjs]

Absolutely nothing could've prepared me for this shot

[versainzscrapbook]

[valmontheights]

"You're aggressive" "Chihuahua" ??? -- why is this mf projecting all his own traits onto Edo lmaoooo

Also, for the umpteenth time, GET A FUCKING ROOM.

[caseycedes]

Surprisingly well behaved for a single lap sprint

[neptunium134]

Especially for a Formula E last lap shoot-out

[neptunium134]

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[neptunium134]

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[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

[neptunium134]

Starting under safety car... good call.

Looking at that track, really hoping everyone stays safe.

I love a chaotic race as much as the next FE fan, but I love all the drivers not being injured even more. Even drivers I don't like.

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[anachronic-cobra]

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

[mjrtaurus]

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

[waterme-stories]

The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.

[neptunium134]

Ok presenters you need to stop verbally jerking Dicktum off every single time.

There are 21 other (better) drivers, and a good 90% of fans literally hate this guy and we are sick of hearing about him.

Just stop circling back to him every five seconds when there is no need to. It looks like you're being paid off to say nice things about a driver we all know isn't nice or worth the time you're putting into talking about him.

[neptunium134]

WHOOO EDO THANK YOU YOU HAVE MY LOVE AND APPRECIATION