Eat the pennies.

Zim [They/Them, 28] I do art sometimes, but mostly reblog memes

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Dormant Predators

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[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

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reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[trini-lover]

Sharing for all the safety items!!

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Informative. Please share!

[nevercure]

“Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.” reminds me of the latest episode of fascinating horror where they convered an incident of an ice cream parlor fire and fire trucks just plowed through a nearby fence to get there and save children

They literally do not care

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

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The fact that he’s the happiest about School of Rock, and the fact that School of Rock is my ultimate comfort film, makes me very pleased

[carcinogeneticst]

He is right though, because of this movie he starred in “rock schools” opened all over the country. A lot of music lessons in general took a shift from traditional music based to teaching kids how to be in a band. I took piano lessons as a teen at one of those schools and the teacher taught me out of a lesson book but also taught me how to play a Dresden Dolls song. His movie changed/modernized music education, I’m so glad he’s most proud of that movie.

[savcaso]

101 DALMATIANS (1996) - Glenn Close as Cruella DeVil - Costume Design…Anthony Powell and Barbara Matera - Costune Construction…Rosemary Borrows - Accessories - Martin Adams

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

so true bestie. but anyway. let me lay my head on your chest and fall asleep to the sound of your breath

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

good morning i see we're all terminally touch starved

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[kineticpenguin]

I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke but

jesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take

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[cantabilechaos]

This is kind of like when you’d get made fun of for liking “weird” things in middle school and then several years later some famous person would be like “remember -blank- it was so funny lol” and then suddenly all the people who made fun of you for liking blank are like wearing 35 dollar tee shirts with blank on them and posting blank for clout

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

READY FOR RICHTOK CRINGE?

Absolutely seething over the interior of this house. The bland colors...the entry room...it just sucks. Only redeemable thing is the view, but it still almost feels like a fish tank for humans

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[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“i have never sat on this couch before. i have also never eaten at this table, ever.”

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[imhereandhistorical]

OK, look it’s just-

The reference is going over SO MANY people’s heads on twitter and he doesn’t have to explain himself but it’s SENDING ME SO LIKE. 

Just in case you missed it, Bezo’s rich ass is going to be flying to space, on a rocket ship from his own company. That’s fine. That’s totally ok and normal. 

Jamaal Bowman, who is a congressman from/for the Bronx (so you know I like him more) is directly referencing a song by Gil Scott-Heron called “Whitey’s on the Moon.” Scott-Heron debuted the song in 1970 on his spoken word album Small Talk at 125th and Lennox. It was directly inspired by activist Eldridge Cleaver, who argued that the space program/space race was a way to ignore the internal issues going on in America at the time.  

I’ll put the video to the song below the cut, but Bowman has taken the lyrics from the actual song that read as the following, and plugged in Bezo’s name. Still works.

I can’t pay no doctor bill. (but Whitey’s on the moon) Ten years from now I’ll be payin’ still. (while Whitey’s on the moon)

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