No Biwasaka Eijis Allowed

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[chickenfarmersan]

[neurotypical-karen]

I’ve only ever seen her How to Massage a Possum video I had no IDEA there were others

[pyrlspite]

removable storage fandom rise up

[pyrlspite]

this shit ^

[deeplylearning]

I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

[justaquickquestion]

Plane tickets almost always do this!

[lmaodies]

PLANE TICKETS DO THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME 

When you’re looking for plane tickets and waiting for prices to drop, ALWAYS clear your cookies beforehand and switch between browsers. A friend of mine was looking for a flight and getting prices that were the CHEAPEST at $800-1000, I sent her a link for a round trip that was like $495, and it read as $900 on her computer because she had been hounding the airline site. 

[mugglesofficial]

alternatively: avoid all this headache by using incognito when shopping for plane tickets, text books, etc

[captocie]

Hotel rooms are notorious for this, as well. Just like, go on incognito mode to look at these sites, saves u a lot of time & hassle.

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh I ain’t never know dis thank you man

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I tell my momma about shopping for airplane tickets in incognito mode… I never even thought about hotels and text books!

[dont-look-atthis]

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

[twink-on-the-brink]

i stand but i don’t face the flag nor do i recite

[dont-look-atthis]

I approve

You’re officially invited to my Heck The Rules Club^TM that I just made just now

[breathinginthecoke]

The band kids at my school had first block in a seperate building. That building generally turned the intercom down, or off. Once the principal came in and watched our class, as he do, ya know. He was upset that we didn’t do the pledge. So the next day we had to stand and do the pledge. The only person who participated was the teacher. We sat silently. It was a group decision that wasn’t discussed before hand. He said ok. Later that week a petition was delivered to the principal about the pledge and how none of the kids wanted to do that. He doubled down, and told the teacher to send any kid not participating to the office. The following Monday when his policy of sending the kids to the office was in effect the entire band class was matched down to the office.

With our interments.

The principal tried to lecture us and the trumpet players were not having it. The drum major ran us through every song right there in the office.

After that the pledge was optional.

[dont-look-atthis]

(Quietly, but with a lot of feeling) holy s h I t

[advanced-procrastination]

Friendly reminder that unionizing works, even if there’s not an official union in place

[yourocdoeswhat]

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

[yourocdoeswhat]

I know I made this post but #mood

[questionthewitness]

constantly torn between being seduced by a masked, gentlemanly thief in Victorian era England or being the masked, gentlemanly thief in Victorian era England

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[under-the-arch]

[eldritchgarfield]

[catchymemes]

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[caribetidalwave]

[ampervadasz]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[languagebender]

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

[languagebender]

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

[danasn0wc4t]

I’m sorry the French call it what

[catchymemes]

[chaliceink]

[nintyndo]

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

Friends take notes

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

Do it pussy

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

[everythingfox]

Yee-claw!

[flareflarerp]

Fuck

Off

With

This

Bull

Shit

[everythingfox]

Yee-claw!

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[theragdollgirl]

{ Voluntary Blindness. } Your weakness preserved by your strength, which in turn will kill you and everyone else.