✧ miss information ✧

[miss---information]

hi 💙 im the guy with five names aka miss information aka [REDACTED] aka shadow milk cookie (aka You Can Never Know) or like. just make up a nickname for me

it/he/she (NOT!!! they/them)

dni, i'm evil and insane and problematic

prophet, actor, poet, musician, artist, and more. i'm good at everything. jack of all trades master also of all those trades. no prablem

professional hater but also whimsymaxxer and life enjoyer #contradictory

🥇world's worst npd rep🥇(on account of being evil)

i say words recreationally and tell lies for sport. your problem if you fall for it!

i know everything and im better than you and hotter too. sorry its just true

image ids will be in alt text. everything on my pinned has one (sometimes they glitch and disappear, sorry), but not everything i post does. if something doesn't and you can't see the image, feel free to ask. i don't id reblogs

doubles welcome

NO DNI if you suck you get mocked or blocked

tagging:

miss's information = original posts

others are straightforward (reblogged, queued, etc)

dividers by uzmacchiato

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[miss---information]

im not beating the vampire allegations

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Cocho Cocho / 鬱P feat. 初音ミク / イラスト、デザインを担当しました。- gishiki_unc

[shamifountzine]

Knowledge or Deceit?

When the time comes, who will you follow..? 💙🩵

[my-misinformation-station]

fucked up i don’t have my mic anymore. I miss that evil thing

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[julius-caeser]

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

*to ethics board* well im sorry you feel that way (lie detector attached to me starts blaring) but i thought my experiments were benefitting humanity (lie detector has started incorporating subtle amen breaks)

[finelythreadedsky]

i just think it's neat that odysseus gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to avoid going to war and he can't do it and then agamemnon gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to go to war and he does it

[femme-foucault]

[theodysseyofhomer]

lying to philoctetes to get his special bow doesn't mean i have no morals. in fact i have more morals than the average person, on account of how i have to change them up for various situations. when society needs an honest man then i'll be one. weirdly that's never happened though

[dhomochevski]

me when im a liar who has lied several times already and is currently lying about being sorry for lying and will continue to lie going forward

[dhomochevski]

precisely what a liar would say

[dhomochevski]

you would not believe who this guy is

[cruciaan]

James Flint is the combination of Odysseus and Achillies, because yes, he's cunning and a liar like Odys, and will suffer for 10 years trying to get what he wants, but also literally "declared war on the world" because England killed his boyfriend, and that's Achillies 101.

Also, Flint one time directly quotes the "Odyssey" in a way that presents him as Odysseus. Which means he actively thinks about Homer's poems. Which in turn makes me wonder if he's another case of distaster gay who compares himself to the greek heros, like many did before him.

Do you guys think he keeps a copy of Illiad or Odyssey under his pillow like Alexander The Great?

[emaleighw]

This is what happened when timekeeper put him back trust

[n-hospital]

"would you lie to someone if it'd help/protect them?" is such a funny question. buddy I'd lie to someone if it means i get five minutes of peace. I'd lie for a pepsi can. I'd lie for literally no fucking reason. i don't have any psychological issues btw

[grayscale-sparks]

ya know tumblr puts a lot of love on Brutus for being the one to kill Caesar but yall are SLEEPING on Cassius. Read Shakespeare’s play because Cass is THE best character ever. He’s so annoying and whiny and prideful he is my favorite character.

What I’m getting at is that. My guy is the one that guilt tripped Brutus into killing Caesar. He literally puppy dog eyed Brutus and threw in a “don’t you love me :(”

like ofc the main thing that convinced Brutus to join in was because he thought it was for the greater good but. The important thing is that Cassius genuinely tried slutting it up in order for Brutus to join him. Crazy work. I’m surprised he isn’t a beloved tumblr gayboy. Cassius come here I’ll love you <3

[grayscale-sparks]

receipts. (every instance Cassius uses “love” in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar)

[my-misinformation-station]

you guys should telll me everything btw. Tell me all ur stories. Im a trust worthy source i promise. I would never lie to you

[littledolliluna]

“do you even ca-“ no😍😍

[my-misinformation-station]

@miss---information