God's Mr. Bean

Beetle - 29 - they/she/e - ele/ela Barely glued together Junk Drawer of what could have been, tied at the handle and pulled along by what might be.

[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

[banquo-and-macbeth]

[iridessence]

I hope you fall in love with yourself. Not because you have to for anyone else to, or because I say so, but just because you deserve to be happy with the person you are spending your entire life with.

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[sandmandaddy69]

[princessdraconic]

my stupid fucking gym-maid practically did a full depth ass-to-grass squat when it curtsied for me. i cant be sure, but it must be to make me imagine how toned its thighs and glutes are under the skirt and petticoats

[lorillee]

im crying good luck

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"Are you saying we should just allow people to have bad and scary thoughts and feelings??? And talk about them openly??" Yes. Yes I am. Your need to forcibly correct other people's thoughts and feelings into something more palatable and punishing them if they refuse to hide them is FAR more toxic than the hypothetical suicide joke you're getting mad about

[shamebats]

ER nurse greeted me with a "oh we've met before! This time you're not screaming!" 😭

[shamebats]

You have a 3 hours long cluster headache attack at the hospital and yell at the nurses to please let you die one time...

[segamascott]

[jihadibarbie]

african rapper with rasta

[luh4en]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[swarnpert]

every time trump does something just because he can there are always democrats in the comments of the articles asking "how is this legal???" and how many times are you going to ask that question. literal lucy with the football shit

[swarnpert]

democratic party strategy 2026

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

[wizardshark]

Sprints at you fast as fuck

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

Catches you in my arms ad spins you around

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

[wizardshark]

Heehee haha!! Yay!

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that