perfect invincible bird

[veilblight]

If Eurovision was fair Koza Mostra & Agathonas Iakovidis would have won with “Alcohol Is Free” in 2013

[safetybush]

When Teletubbies cannot teach you about acting nice, perhaps bdsm screamo can.

[danane-banane]

Now that Greece is getting some attention, let me remind you all of our 2013 entry that got 6th place

legends

[eurovisionhaikureview]

This made zero sense  / But these people in one room / Is inspired stuff

#eurovision #esc2019

[noeliaanne]

Verka Serduchka singing Toy

Was it neccessary? No

Did we need it? Oh boy yes Europe needed that

[useless-catalanfacts]

Medieval patio inside the Generalitat Valenciana, the palace where the Valencian Country’s government is located, in the city of València.

source

[yourfavehasgun]

Griffin McElroy from Your Nightmares Has Gun

Requested by anonymous

[wormp]

straight from travis mcelroys instagram

[murolo-moved]

i miss awful squad. mostly i miss justin playing guitar and singing boat drinks while everyone else got shot at and died

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

[spacemancharisma]

“but there are some cops that show up and they’re like ‘I know your meter literally just expired but I’m gonna give you a ticket because I need something to jerk off to tonight because god knows my wife’s not gonna do it for me.’”

— Griffin McElroy, really just exploring all my opinions on cops out loud

[useless-catalanfacts]

I wonder if tumblr will ban this.

These are pets de monja (literally, “nun’s farts”), a traditional kind of biscuit from Catalonia that has the shape of a female-presenting nipple. In its origins it was called pits de monja (”nun’s breasts”).

They are usually eaten by dipping them in sweet wine, and they’re very easy and quick to make. You can find the recipe under the cut.

[Photo from Cuina.cat]

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[unpretty]

where the fuck did justin find this meme and why have i never seen it before in my life

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im a video game babey :)

[miss-beakman]

why is this on my dash

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[martiboigues-deactivated2022031]

[adulthooliganism]

[Image description: a screenshot of two tweets by Justin “Hoops” McElroy (@ justinmcelroy). They read:

Hey friends, I upset some folks on the last Sawbones with my use of the phrase “off the reservation”. I never stopped to consider the origin of the saying and it is, no surprise, disrespectful to Native Americans. I’m obviously embarrassed and terribly sorry. Won’t happen again.

The fact that I have never stopped to consider the origin of the phrase isn’t an excuse by the way (psssssst that’s how privilege works)]

we love a king who recognizes his place of privilege and learns from his mistakes