your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike
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your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike
Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium
i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop
hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.
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reblog if you're corny and insufferable
ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay
the sign in button?
the construction workers have something to say
There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
"female presenting nipples" is still such an evil fucking thing tumblr said
"we specifically want to police the bodies of women, or people who we think look like women enough". like way to acknowledge the double standard of nudity and make it explicit policy
tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway
The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
The lion will never financially recover from this
I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love