Missominous shitpost

Lurker now :/

[xitsensunmoon]

Random punk au with @just-a-drawing-bean @starsketchez @skizabaa from magma session <3 We honestly slayed

[dialovers-lover-xoxo]

Audio Credit: freezyaudios on Instagram!

All art is official art from games :)

[altersuperego]

i jus th.

[big-papa-huge-time]

Was talking about how best to consume twitter and I think I got it

[thememedaddy]

[jillchips-deactivated20250215]

Y’all ever misspell “Sephiroth” as “Sephora” and think it’s the funniest shit ever because your humor is broken?

Yes, that IS comically large eyeliner!

“Your cat-eye is weak, Cloud.”

[marascomics]

“I built my own garden, where people like us will be safe. But it isn’t paradise without you.”

[akikazetohoru-12]

Just let my lesbians have a happy ending. Is that too much to ask?

[seravph]

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

[seravph]

we need to bring back the word Poser

[seravph]

ohhhh my fucking god this isn’t about hipsters and mainstream culture or fucking whatever . This is about how we’re living in an age that is so dependent on social media identity that it is more important to curate yourself as someone who appears as though they are competent and substantial through their appearance rather than their actions . Where your identity and sense of self is entirely dependent on your consumption

[lawrouteplus]

komamiki + howl’s moving castle au (from my twitter)

[nickvalentinedoesthings]

@the-crazy-geek

Thanks so much for your ask! It’s a question I keep getting ;)

I think Nick would be very classically romantic. He’d take his date out to a restaurant, or a similar establishment, and insist on paying for everything. He’d hold open doors like a gentleman, and make smart conversation, but politely attempt not to stare during the lulls in the chatter. If his partner caught him staring, he’d tip his fedora lower and change the subject. I can definitely see wine and candlelight being involved, but he’d want to go somewhere nice and quiet… somewhere where you could focus on the sound of each others voices. If it happened to rain on the way to the next destination (his place, his partner’s place?) he’d offer up his trenchcoat so his date wouldn’t get soaked to the bone. Maybe if the radio was on, he’d be persuaded to slow dance into the wee, small hours of the morning. 💘

[nickvalentinedoesthings]

Nick Valentine is at a loss for words.

[thewoodbine-deactivated20241020]

I wish I was a Hellenic pagan so my path could be ✨ aesthetic ✨but no I keep having random norse gods or local spirits battery ram their way into my occult life like it's Black Friday and my spiritual practice is a flat screen TV.

[abattoirette-deactivated2018010]

[neil-gaiman]

Change your last name u ain't even gay

I’ll get right on that.

[paroxsys]

this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.

[dashingprince]

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

[spectroscopes]

Why would I want to leave this room the cheeses are in here

[some-stars]

listen if you think the appeal of shark coochie boards is the cheese and not the thinly sliced piles of prosciutto and bresaola and soppressata, you deserve to die in a saw trap. i’ll be back home enjoying my pockets full of fancy meats and my fully intact un-tortured body, thanks very much

[just-some-normal-jessica-deacti]

@ fnaf fans is this the character u simp for

[miss-ominous]

THAT’S WHO I THOUGHT OF