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The Brain is rotted, but the Heart is pure. | 23, bisexual. | Occasional spoilers & NSFW | Asks + Messages open.

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

*in a difficult situation*

Xie Lian: i have an idea!

Hua Cheng: if it involves you getting stabbed and/or stabbing yourself, absolutely not.

Xie Lian:... i no longer have an idea

[guzhufuren]

Support and uplift chinese queer creators and their fight. There is hope for an even better tomorrow.

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[evilkaeya]

Teen skk but they casually bonk their head for no reason. Like two cats bumping their heads. You see Chuuya standing and texting and here comes Dazai. He bumps their head together (from front) to peek at the screen.

"Who are you texting?"

"Your mom"

Dazai taking a nap somewhere and here comes Chuuya to full force smash his forehead against Dazai’s only to say

"Let's go to the arcade"

"I'm not a child like you"

"We're both 15 Dazai"

[xlillyle]

It’s canon here’s a picture of them

[guzhufuren]

Meet You At The Blossom ran as first ever uncensored chinese wuxia with gay sex on july 11 of 2024, so that Desire The Series could sprint with the speed of light as first uncensored chinese omegaverse with double mpreg on july 12 of 2025

[deathbyoctopi]

IS THIS THE ONE THAT HAS LI PEIEN IN IT!!!!!???????????????

[wangxianswuji]

Double hm? ;)

I hope it will be a biiiig success

[miss-starryeyes]

very excited, but how/why did these make it through censorship but tgcf and erha live actions are still in limbo???? I will take the double mpreg in the meantime, but still

[bidet-of-evil]

an incomplete mdzs/the untamed character guide

[ultopias]

what is the ship name for us intl fans 😭💔 is there one. i've been calling them gilzel in my head. can i call them that. please let me know 🤲🤲🤲

[alyona11]

Octopus husband

[szaszkeh]

Beefleaf request❤️

[miss-starryeyes]

Rental Car Clerk: Okay, and you'll need an adult at least 25 years old to rent this car.

Atsushi: *Looks at Dazai*

Dazai: *Looks at Kunikida*

Kunikida: *Looks at Ranpo*

Ranpo, slurping a capri sun: My time has come.

[hotpotpurple]

"Catch me if you can 🖤" --- Holy moly thank you SO much for the 150+ followers and kind words!! :3 It means a lot, i really, really appreciate it! I also laugh a lot at the reshare tags, you guys are awesome

[benevolenterrancy]

I think SY!SQQ would be Very Interested in WWX's experiments but would not admit to it. Like WWX would tell him about his newest idea and SQQ would flap his fan open to cover his mouth and call it a stupid idea, and then a moment later would ask what materials he needs and recommend a remote area of forest he could use

uh oh, the protagonists are beginning to put their heads together...

sqq would be soooo into wwx's whole everything -- a whole new cultivation style? that lets you actually control corpses and ghosts? that you created while dying on a mountain of corpses??? cool! super cool! and there's whole new types of monsters?? what do you mean you fought a giant semi-divine turtle beast from inside it's mouth, that's so fucking COOL-- but god knows he's not about to admit to THAT

[ladyshinga]

i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese

[evilwizard]

let it be so

[radiant-cuttlefish]

Evil wizard what did you do

[evilwizard]

i missed slightly. let’s try that again 🙏

[miss-starryeyes]

I am trying to sleep wtf are all these crabs doing in my yard

[miss-starryeyes]

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I think this is just a little bit cursed but also justified

[okiton]

[apollos-boyfriend]

nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

i will not deal!!!! that is not how any of this works!!!!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

if you see people doing this shit, report it. its against the terms of service.

genuinely. copy the link to the fic or series, and then scroll down to the bottom of the page:

click on policy questions & abuse reports which takes you to this page:

if you scroll down, youll be able to report the fic right there but you can also check for yourself that its against ToS

all you need to do is explain that theyre deliberately mistagging things which is just not a thing on ao3 because its an archive.

by posting your fic there, ao3, has the right to manually recategorise tags. its in the ToS:

you cant deliberately mistag stuff on ao3; it is an archive. you cant tag for reach, and this is likely gonna get pat tag wranglers because they deal mostly with form not content of tags and if theyre tagging for reach, its gonna be the more popular tags.

so report the fuck out of them for it. most likely, their fic will just have tags adjusted and their account will be fine.

and if they keep doing it and get suspended for it, its their own damn fault.

also thats not even getting into the fact that mistagging fics is kinda antithetical to their goal of reaching more people because youre not reaching the people who want to read your fic?

[thatswhatsushesaid]

shitpost dispatches from nightless city - [4/?]

bonus reminder that mdzs-canon meng yao apologizes to da-ge at this precise moment and takes ownership of everything that transpired between them, but nie mingjue does not apologize to meng yao for chasing him around trying to kill him with baxia after meng yao has saved him from wen ruohan 😌

[thatswhatsushesaid]

oh my god thank you, i would’ve been toast without this!

(+5 forbearance, advantage on all charisma checks)