Miss Boat

They/She | Currently Torturing Merlin Hermes | Drowning in the Seas of Fandom

[missb0at]

Shit about me:

Boat | Eris | Mango idc take your pick,

she/her + they/them

My ao3

@miss-strife-boat where I yap about my original fiction stuff and rofan manhwas

Boat's collection of endless AUs and other things:

Lord of the Mysteries

Lotm Gehrman in Time Out Kleinsona Au

Lotm x WHA aka Witch Hat Mysteries AU

Honkai Star Rail

Don't Save Me (For This Is God's Will)

1. Name | 2. Symbolism | 3. Blessing | 4. Betrayal | 5. Blasphemy | 6. Madness | 7. Guidance | 8. Banishment | 9. Sacrifice

Lotm X HSR Crossover aka chucking the Amphoreus cast into lotm

Danny Phantom

DP Protagonist Stick AU

Scum Villain

SVSSS Waiting Room AU

One Piece

Op Painted Over AU

Batman & Co

Weird Gotham AU

Legend of Zelda

Loz Modern Day: Deja Vu AU

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[thetreeofliberty]

You are appreciated

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[marumicore]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

No this is accurate

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[whimsica]

"well social anxiety is the least harmful mental health disorder" klein moretti died multiple times, created and maintained 4 alternate identities, prevented several divine entities from ascending, faked being a god for years, turned himself into an eldritch abomination constantly being eroded by the corruption of a greater being, and entered a fight to the death with the god of chaos which he only won by being suicidal. all that just to avoid opening up about himself

[ch3ssboard]

Underrated aspect of aventurines character is that he’s literally god’s most special little guy. and also Her only living worshiper

[sviteer]

The Nameless Hero

[grenade-maid]

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

[olivia-online]

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

[melonisopod]

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

[computationalcalculator]

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

[sageera]

I FINALLY FOUND MY PASSWORD FOR TUMBLR AGAIN!!! I CAN FINALLY USE IT FROM LAPTOP!!! and post my quick doodles more easily...yessss....

In that case, the people might need to get used to see random ocs among the GSGW and Deltarune content...I am trying to learn to be multifandom to keep my vision open...

Also guys wish me luck, I'm so sick I might die/lh

[kiwiandmint]

Go my GDCG doodle dump!

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

[headspace-hotel]

I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct

[headspace-hotel]

I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.

This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.

As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.

Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:

Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.

There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.

And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”

The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.

This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.

From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.

[agent-octopus]

Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something

[headspace-hotel]

there's art now

[jetlaggingbehind]

[questions-within-questions]

Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.

[normal-horoscopes]

I’d also like to point out the use of the word “has.” The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isn’t filling the house with chintz. She doesn’t fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.

[stargazing-enby]

This is my new favourite post in the world

[astronomical-bagel]

everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension

[thaidoodles]

early days at hieheart's atelier

hieheart would be so determined to be a good master, and I do love thinking about a slightly younger jujy, excited to start her studies as a witch

[sonderdd]

lotm chapter 1252

"Hello everyone, I'm Gehrman Sparrow."

[mauveastralderith]

Imagine being Adam and watching CW happily, jeeringly chatter at the Chaos Sea on how much PGA is missing out and how much better his choice of vessel was. Because with Amon being the Diet Version of the original goods, you are in a possession of forbidden knowledge that your son in fact would have also simped for Klein if the stars aligned in a slightly different way simply because his core self is CW-based. You were that close to being the victim of partially-sincere partially-performative Klein-glazing tirades.

(does Amon realize that)

Klein have been Amon shining example of humanity since LotM ended, so yes, there's a whole lot of chances that Amon would simp for Klein. Whether Klein want to be with Him is another thing tho... Sorry Amon you have no chance I'm afraid 🥀 also what made you think Adam Grisha do not glaze Klein 👀

(Also Amon do somewhat realize that He's one of the Klein glazers, but He's deceiving Himself for now that He's not)

[edenisquiet]

holy SHIT my previous post blew up

(lowkey screamed in surprise and joy when i saw the legend @justcakethanks themself liking my idea)

so yeah. here you go. another stupid one

[justcakethanks]

More genius antics by the Eridian Hating Committee. I love this evolution so much hahahah

[the-quasar-hero]

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

[sonderdd]

mr. fool's blessed seems to enjoy... special rewards?

what i was thinking about during the holy mass btw

[sonderdd]

If your requests are open I am Also requesting some FoolWorld (gehrman flavor). I am not normal about this man

idk how to feel about this (happens every time I actually try to finish a piece) BUT! look at gehrman being such a devoted believer ☺️ I wonder what sort of reward mr. fool gives him for his dedication ☺️