Jac.

My name is Jac, and Merlin has forever changed my life. I'm a writer, who one day hopes to travel the world, writing books and finding new ones to read. My heart lives in Ireland and I hope to be there someday!

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[chaiischii-deactivated20190628]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[sawyer-saucee]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[not-mary-sue]

We’ve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal

[thecompanionthatneverwas]

@hogwartshousefriends

[hogwartshousefriends]

Thanks so much for the tag. Somehow I’ve never seen this post before. I just skimmed the first little bit but I’ll give it a full read through later when I have the chance.

Thus far I’m kind of split on it. Part of me (the Roman Catholic part) wants to believe that this is a massive troll fic, another part of me though recognizes that this isn’t even nearly as bad as some of the crazily offensive things some of my more religiously conservative family members have said about Harry Potter over the years.

[samisham13]

“My Immortal”, “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles”, and “Cursed Child”- the holy trinity

[barefootcosplayer]

Listen I am so here for platonic “I love you"s. I don’t care if you think “I love you” is some sacred phrase to only utter to one person in your life, i don’t care if you think it makes me look overbearing. I say “I love you” to my friends every time I say goodbye because I want them to know 100% without a doubt that I care for them and love them and am there for them so so much.

[aertemide]

“I will protect you, or die at your side.”

[tsundereslasher]

Arthur/Merlin + you fool no one knights

[oh-merthur]

A second chance

A second chance. -oh-merthur

Plot: After Arthur’s death, Merlin passes out to wake up in a tavern to see a tired looking Arthur scowling at him. Merlin realises he’s been given another chance to save his king. Will he be able to this time? 

Keep reading

[brolinskeep]

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

[fireandwonder]

So I was thinking about those tongue-in-cheek posts about Hogwarts Houses that are like “So, uh, why are we dividing the kids up again?” and I started thinking what if there were actually practical differences for sorting the kids by personality? Such as catering to different learning styles in the classroom.

Like, Gryffindor classes are very hands-on and encourage kids to experiment and explore on their own.

Hufflepuff is more discussion-based and involves a lot of small-group projects that aren’t graded so much as evaluated by peers.

Ravenclaws have general topics and principles that need to be covered every year, but within that, each student is encouraged to learn in-depth about specific topics of their own interest.

Slytherins are very goal-oriented and while some competitiveness against each other is encouraged, they’re mostly rewarded for self-improvement. 

Just, you know, actual qualitative differences in the Houses.

[stormsborn]

requested by my TA winner @ofkingsandlionhearts x

[hedaoftheworld]

Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s my first born child pls” and the maiden is like “bitch I don’t even have a boyfriend” and the witch keeps coming back and being like “how’s the bf search?” And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after

[ianthe]

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

[schmergo]

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

[ianthe]

It tastes like an accident

[ihaveleftthisrealm]

those images with a trans person where a “girl” looks into the mirror and sees a “boy” are so inaccurate and don’t represent my trans experience at all. when i look into the mirror i see dumbledore shaking my hand. ive won the house cup.

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[dulce-muse-deactivated20200110]

[khubaani]

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

[kessilover]

because every other ship has done it.

[fuks]