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in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

bengurli

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

blankspace-sydney

absolutely obsessed with whatever is going on with facebook ai taylor and travis

blankspace-sydney

they’ve been busy in case you were wondering

#this is fucking hilarious but also fucking insane

lurkerdelima

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

divorcedfranklangdon

How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22? Will you still want me when I'm nothing new?

#queue get your dreams for free #the pitt

designobjectory

Bjørn Wiinblad for Rosenthal. Pink “Lotus” Porcelain Coffee Service for 12 Persons

dajo42

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

guys....this is making me so sad i was going to treat myself but this is SO over budget

melking

You know, caretaker's fatigue is a real thing. You have to take care of yourself. Otherwise, you're gonna end up in here, too.

#queue get your dreams for free #someone love and protect her....she is so tired of doing it herself.....#the pitt

ulyssessimpsongrant

It’s 2026 and getting frothing at the mouth angry at rainbow capitalism is still stupid because it’s always been a neutral barometer for the social climate around LGBT+ stuff by the way.