i'm both the killer and the final girl

Hey I'm Zoë. 28. Aquarius. Rage, is a quiet thing. So you think that you tamed it? It's just lying in wait. Burning til broad daylight. Doing all I can to make Carrie Fisher proud of me.

[satanfemme]

your teen years are for having very strong personal morals that are well meaning but slightly flawed. your twenties are for learning about communism, material analysis, and making gross art. your thirties are for getting really into niche fetish content but being too old to care what others think. your forties are for clubbing like you've never clubbed before. your fifties are for recreational surgeries (professional style. obviously the DIY surgeries happened in your twenties). your sixties are for destroying your life now that you have nothing left to lose. faking your death, going on the run, those kinds of things. if you live to your seventies you gotta make gross art again.

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[maidthings]

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

[demilypyro]

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

[maidthings]

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

[moldavite]

sometimes i have a thought so mentally ill i can feel it fizzle in my skull

[depsidase]

[lilliephoenix]

autumntides

10h

"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

[kamikaze-kumquat]

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND.  It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Temperatures are starting to drop in a lot of places so here's a reminder that you should never plug space heaters into power strips. Space heaters require a higher wattage than power strips can handle, which can result in the strip overheating and catching fire.

Don't put space heaters around clutter either and don't run them when you're asleep or out of the room. Make sure all your smoke and carbon dioxide detectors are working.

A cold house is awful, especially when space heaters are your only form of heating, but you know what's worse? Your house getting burned down.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

*CARBON MONOXIDE

I am but a simple fool with a bad brain.

[lesbinewren]

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

[undeadhousewife]

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Oh they already sold us to the developers and the developers went bankrupt trying to dislodge us.

[tvandfilm]

Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Dirty Birds (S05E04)

[skygenders]

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

[sambargestuff]

You should be able to study for life, for free. If I want to spend my summer vacation on a uni campus studying literature or molecular biology, I should be able to access that for free. Why are we withholding knowledge? Why are universities and colleges behind a paywall?

[skygenders]

[wordswithkittywitch]

In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio called Tybalt "Prince of Cats" because there was a book, popular at the time, with a cat prince named Tybalt in it. He was making a pop culture reference. Therefore, I move, that in a modern Romeo and Juliet retelling, Tybalt should be named Garfield.

[bakwaaas]

I miss the days when you could see a cool image and didn’t have to analyse it to see if it’s actually AI

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yeah! We used to just have to analyse it to see if it was photoshop!

(I joke but that was actually a lot better because it takes way more work to fake something in photoshop and thus happened slightly less often.)

[midwest-void-cryptid]

Hayley Williams “Glum” music video

[cellphonehippie]

ego tracks as coupon clippings

insp

[iero]

HAYLEY WILLIAMS | Glum

[animentality]

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[unsolids-your-snake]

Posts you can hear

[wickedwonderlandd]

Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭