Jazz Hot

Glaswegian now living in Sheffield. Back on this since twitter is shite now

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[lordendsavior]

THIS SLAPS SO HARD LOL

[ainatirb-j]

So hard it slaps.

[brownskintlady]

OKAY ✍🏽

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[magspies]

Unrestrained summer fun

[porterr-robinson]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

when u nut n she keep succin

[reign-sl]

This always leaves me so weak

[elidaddyy]

Summer mood. x

[rad-roach]

It’s gonna be 92 today and I’m feeling this big time

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

Its been 100 and above this past week. Save us

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[lizardsister]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[friendlyrobot]

Visit Original Link

team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

[minimalistgrufti]

[the-last-snow-elf]

THIS IS SO ILL

[potterheadofficial]

I AM SCREAMING

[adumuntote]

(Bostwick Things)

Stranger Things Theme (c418 remix) x Into You - Ariana Grande

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

[cheatc0des]

Um…..dam

[jturn]

This is the best remix of anything I’ve heard in a LONG time. LONG

[neodarkmage-deactivated20220325]

@firespinningpanda BRUH omg

[themostsaltypanda-deactivated20]

I’ve heard this and it’s LITTTTTTTT

[thanksgivingsandwich]

Sexy teen horror movie rave whoooooooo

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry’s origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry’s hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez’ side of the family

[crinosg]

Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,

*During House assigning*

Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday *begins to get up*

Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.

*Later at Slytheren dorm*

Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little…

Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?

Draco:…Yes mum.

*Later in potions class*

Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.

Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.

Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.

Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.

Snape:….. Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.

Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*

Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is…

Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*

Snape:….Something you should work on in the future.

*Later*

Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?

Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.

Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.

[randomslasher]

This is one of those posts I’m going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!

[teethkeeper]

please keep me informed as well

[injuries-in-dust]

I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.

Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.

Harry: but father, everyone says he’s trying to kill me.

Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.

Harry: thank you, father.

[im-forever-a-fangirl]

XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?

[injuries-in-dust]

Gomez with a sword

Mortitia with man eating plants

Pugsley with explosives

Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!

A death eater turns a corner and she’s inexplicably there with a cannon!

[koffinrott]

Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)

[saidebanks]

Just…just all of this… Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children? Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it. Harry: Only a little! Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!

[dianamoonposts-deactivated20240]

All the yes

[duhultimatenerd97-deactivated20]

How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant

[injuries-in-dust]

When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!

And they start calling him “cousin Remus” before the end of the second week.

[sullivantwissarcana]

Yes to ALL of this

[ukrainianliteratureforlife-deac]

So good. I love it😍

[da-boy-o-kultur]

This whole post is a gem and I absolutely love it.

Also also. Would Lurch form a friendship with Hagrid? Not to mention that Addams family would come running to his hut upon learning that he loves caring for and breeding dangerous monsters. As a matter of fact they might just offer to hire him and would bid FURIOUSLY with Dumbledore regarding employment benefits.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

My only objection about this whole tread is Draco calling Wednesday a Mudblood. Grandmama Frump is a frigging witch and so should be her daughter, Morticia, and her grandchildren.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Regarding Draco, I have a strong suspicion that at some point later in the story they’d catch him doing some BDSM because he really wants Wednesday to step on him XD

[soulbrotherv2]

A lesson in how to gird your loins.

via The Art of Manliness

[rekirobin]

I saw a ball gown version of this somewhere but I don’t know where

[sartorialadventure]

omg i googled it and…

YES.

[thegreenpea]

Nobody reblogging this is cishet I guarantee it

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[giggleshrug]

no bro

you really don’t

[cihuanaba-deactivated20161013]

not at fucking

all

[santasirena-deactivated20130829]

stop

[historiaantiqua]

It appears absolutely no one realizes this character (assuming this story takes places during the time in which it was filmed) grew up during The Troubles of Northern Ireland.

You don’t if he’s Northern Irish. You don’t know if he’s Catholic. You don’t know if he grew up watching his people get murdered by Loyalist Protestants and British soldiers who carried heavy racial prejudice against Irish Catholics (hellooo, Bloody Sunday anyone?), who had for centuries been characterized as barbaric, racially inferior, lowly people who needed to be wiped out or converted. Attacks by the IRA, and therefore retaliation by the British, didn’t completely cease until 1998, I believe? This film came out in 2002.

You don’t know if he was an Irishman who grew up in England. Bomb attacks carried out by the IRA in England kindled misplaced aggression toward innocent Irish civilians living among the English population and Irish people were verbally and physically attacked and their businesses targeted. Perhaps similar to how ordinary Muslims bear the brunt of aggression after attacks by Muslim extremists…

You can still find yourself threatened and demeaned if you’re a Catholic in Northern Ireland or if you’re a Protestant in Ireland and some older dude in a pub in a smaller town straight up asks you if you’re Catholic or not and you’re afraid what’ll happen if you don’t lie about who you are.

You can still hear casual racism toward Irish people in everyday life and in publicly broadcast media in the UK.

You can still see and hear “Kill All Irish” and other pretty heavy anti-Irish sentiment among Loyalists in Northern Ireland who don’t consider themselves Irish at all.

Just because it now appears that the island of Ireland has been allowed to move on from war and their appearance and culture generally allows them to blend into and reap the benefits of the White European demographic doesn’t mean that this character does not have the background suitable to fully empathize with her. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t, we just don’t know his story.

But I guess you’ve never been demeaned as a Paddy or a Taig so you wouldn’t understand what it feels like, would you?

[aquaticrecords]

don’t worry dude it’s tumblr the mentality here is basically “if you’re lighter than a coconut you’re not allowed to have any feelings and your life is automatically perfect but that’s not racist at all bc your skin is lighter than someone else’s and that means it’s ok”

[draculah]

^^^^^^^^

not enough upward pointies in the world

[girlwithgoldeyes]

plot twist: being Irish actually sucks, seriously

[stridersister]

I normally don’t comment on posts like these but the ignorance of this makes me so fucking angry because absolutely no one in the world seems to give a shit about the Irish because we all just seem to be so happy and drunk all the time. Because they’re white, right? So obviously they have no idea what hardship means.

[slowspinningredemption]

*bursts in* *breathes heavily* Did someone mention the Northern Irish Troubles

First of all, pretty much yes to everything about Ireland up there. Growing up in Northern Ireland, I saw the violence from all sides - my father is a British Protestant and my mother is a Catholic, so I basically couldn’t win because according to one side I was a dirty taig and according to the other I was a filthy hun. Luckily I managed to make friends with a mix of both Catholics and Protestants who all thought this attitude was just as stupid as I did, but between all of us, we saw our fair share of sectarian violence, and the Catholics, without a doubt, got it worse.

Irish Catholics were robbed of their country by Protestant invaders centuries ago. They fought and fought and eventually got the Irish Free State (now the Republic of Ireland), however, thanks to the deliberate plantation of Protestants to eradicate the Catholic majority in the North, it was left under British rule. Since then, Catholics have been murdered, arrested, terrorised, tortured and driven out of their houses just for being Irish Catholics. 

I moved from Northern Ireland in 2010 and to the day I left, the violence was not over. I couldn’t wear certain colours in certain areas because I would be beaten. I had fake names depending on where I was stopped, as attackers can determine what religion you are from your name alone (and this is a trick I learned, too, for defence). I can recite my rights if I’m arrested because if I was stopped in certain areas I could be, on the assumption I could be Catholic. I know the subtle sectarian geography of the city of Belfast because if I cross the road in the wrong place I’m in enemy territory. I have been chased by a group of forty people, throwing fireworks at me, because they assumed I was a Catholic. Police were parked on nearby streets and didn’t acknowledge the commotion. My friends and I walk past graffiti screamed “Kill All Taigs”. A fifteen year old boy who lived half an hour from me was beaten to death by a group of adults for being Catholic. For fifty years, people have been detained without trial, tortured, beaten and wrongly imprisoned just for being Catholic, because apparently, being Catholic means you must be in the IRA. 

Even now, I can’t escape it. I have a noticeable Northern Irish accent, which is stronger when I’m around people from there and is noticeable as a strong accent whenever I’m not in the country. At airports, I’m always the one stopped and frisked if they hear my accent. At ferry ports, it’s alway my car (which has Northern Irish registration plates) that’s “randomly selected” for a search. All of this just happened to me, a person who got off lightly.

If you think that Irish people haven’t faced oppression and abuse, you’re wrong. If you think that Northern Ireland is past its troubles, you’re wrong. It sickens me that this happens only a few hundred miles away from England and no one acknowledges it exists, because hey, they’re just some terrorist Catholics, right?

[satsekhem]

Contrary to popular belief, racism isn’t America centric. Just ask the Serbians and Croatians.

[younger-than-the-soul]

REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST ONE JFC THANK YOU.

[awed-frog]

[Britain, 1960s]

[missjazzhot]

White americans don't know shit about being treated like trash because of who you are. But the world exists outside of America

[symbrock]

i'm losing my shit at this the delivery is absolutely flawless

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

this has better acting than most movies

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[angry-yet-asexual]

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

People are truly out here saying that court records alleging Amber Heard abused Johnny Depp have been published and those must be true. those records are just of Depp’s lawyers stating their case, theres absolutely no evidence linked to them currently as far as I know. The one allegation ive found anything solid supporting/denying was the claim that Amber Heard abused her former partner Tasya van Ree, who has clearly stated that the accusation was false.

Depp is coming back 3 years later with these claims, when much of this ‘evidence‘ could have been published long ago. It’s blatant that his lawyers leaked these documents to the press, and to me it also seems very likely that the reason this claim is suddenly coming up now is bc Depp had been told by his team before to let it go, and that this would blow over. Now that it’s clear that #metoo is more than a fad, and Depp won’t get away with what he did that easily, hes trying to use #metoo to his advantage to gain some good press and cast doubt on Heard with (at this point) little to no evidence.

Come back when you have something more substantial than a document that is basically a press release by his lawyers lol

[missjazzhot]

well this aged fucking poorly lmao. 

[rewrotethestars]