Why, hello there.

Hey, I'm M. they/them, 26 year old college graduate, future martian, maybe an artist, and probably not butter. I also might be a little obsessed with everything. Things I Like: Capitalization, Samurai Warriors, Pokemon, Art, Dungeons and Dragons, Video Games My Current Obsession: ???

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[frenchifries]

[amaideniwilldee]

do we think i'm funny yet 1 🍍 2 🍍 3 🍍 4 🍍 5 🍍 6 🍍 7 🍍 8

[lesbx]

i’ve watched this like 50 times it’s just such a perfect execution of a ragdoll animation. the sheer commitment to the fall even though it definitely hurt. the way his feet shuffle up and to the side slightly after the killbind as his body transitions from being animated to simulated physics, because they are now colliding with the ground mesh. the mistake people usually make when doing this gag is that they only drop their legs and don’t relax their upper body until they’re on the ground, but all his limbs and even his neck go limp and drop with the same gravity and at the exact same time, fully committing to it. this is oscar worthy

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[realshinjiikari]

[birdsareblooming]

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

[twinkothydrake]

[lonelyroommp3]

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[2colde]

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[charl0ttan]

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[pearlycomplaints]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

[goflowolfog]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this can't keep happening

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.