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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

hawberries

been thinking again about the parallels between hinata and oikawa lately

#climbing the walls over their parallels and this art #haikyuu

garpen

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

sexhaver

beemovieerotica

rapunkzle

dizzy-lunar-sea

In 3000ad tumblr is the last website

netherator

imagine it’s January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isn’t even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show that’s been dead almost as long.

alicentsgf

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

alicentsgf

lvmimis

if you found out three years later the person you're in love with was under the influence of a love spell or potion (you weren't the source)

would you:

leave

stay

Remaining time: 1 hour 7 minutes

and why?

#bitch i would be heartbroken most likely but i'd leave bc it wasn't their choice #it has to be a voluntary choice with them being of sound body and mind #of course i'd try my best to help them i love them at this point but i'd leave

girlnephew

doctorbluesmanreturns

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

asparklethatisblue

children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that

a sphinx child based on this post

godsfavoritespecialangel

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

tuxankhamun

quietwingsinthesky

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

emryses

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.