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this blog isn't for kids - which i mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for reading. what's up you cool baby? She/her - bi - 29 y/o

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[jesterlesbian]

All The Things She Said featuring Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon | Heated Rivalry

[beardedmrbean]

one of those things you have to record so people don't think you're lying when you tell them about it

[quasi-normalcy]

Ah yes, famously Edgy comedy, like...The Office, or Seinfeld.

[quasi-normalcy]

#the office is edgy like ikea furniture#the office is as edgy as the pantone section for beige#the office is so edgy it made coleslaw for the company picnic#if the office was a dog it'd be a sleepy little white dog that an old person keeps on the couch#the office is edgy like the sun is wet

[qwiddit]

[partlymadeofgold]

This map was designed by Kenyan artist Priya Shah.

You can read about it here: https://minds-africa.org/fabric-map-of-africa-the-art-of-storytelling/

and buy copies of the map here: https://www.miakora.com/fabric-map-of-africa

[awritersrejections]

saw your tags @did-sm1-say-catfish and yes, that link is broken! I looked into it, and it's because there are now multiple maps, including a map of India—

Here's a new link for purchasing purposes

[india-official]

WOW THIS IS SO COOL :O

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[all-pacas]

guys i have to show you my favorite house of all time. words cannot describe. have you ever wanted a house with a pool because do i have the house for YOU

2 bedroom, 2 bath, a nice exterior. i like the red door and red chimney!

the kitchen, i thought, opens up to the backyard/pool. it's not quite my style but i think they were going for some 70s futurism and i don't hate it, you can work with it!

huh, the living room seems... small.

not a huge fan of the bathroom and second bedroom, but...

wait, this is the master bedroom? can i get a layout on this thi--

oh

[adoredaqua]

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

[marisatomay]

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[depsidase]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[chortlebot]

youwill love her

[kosher-toasty]

42 fellow sophisticated individuals :)

[snakelung]

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[sacred-portal]