Call Me By Your Shame

Sean. 23. Theatre slut, INTJ, and here to steal your man. I like bubble tea, exploring cities, and The Gays™️ The Gays™️.

[dogg]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[baker-p-i]

[jesuu-deactivated20221127]

[highfivesforcoolguys]

Chicken spiral…

[radroachmeat2-deactivated202012]

A storm is coming

[broadwaybuttz-deactivated202306]

This is how the chickens in Legend of Zelda prepare an attack when you fuck with one of their buddies

[adampaloian]

When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

this guy works on spongebob

[firekill1015]

SPONGEBOB BECOMES HUMANBOB TODAY

[randobambo]

Wait a minute…..

HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TIME!!!

[adobe-outdesign]

HE WHAT

[mxnrique]

[tracker-unused]

no but it is potentially the start of the reverse happening, straights being put in the place of gay people, being kicked out of their homes and/or being killed because of their sexuality, if that starts it’ll set off a viscous loop that we may not be able to break out of

[dragonkisser-blog]

Boo straight people

[solidsnake]

Boo straight people

[gharibajameel]

boo straight people

[batbitequeen]

boo straight people

[dollgirllandsknecht]

boo straight people

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Reblog to oppress a hetero

1 rb = 1 het oppression

[itsjustthebeginning]

[homofied]

[ampervadasz]

[toooldforthissh--stuff]

Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

[wickernerd]

he ASCENDS

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[toastbutteregg]

I love him so much

[jimothyandpamela]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuckablogname]

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

[twilitleviathan]

My childhood has pretty much been wiped off the face of the planet :(

[hydro-homies]

[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[lolfactory]

[really-funny-posts]

when too much time and too much money collide violently

[babyanimalgifs]

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

[balladofabrokebitch]

The little clap, omg

[laufie]

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: 

This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

[cosmicredshit]

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

[gnarlyxxradical-blog]

just in case guys

[soycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow]

it could happen to anyone

[cosmic-noir]

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT

[molothoo]

What baby..?

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[galahadwilder]

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

[shadowkat678]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

[sassyintern]