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Both will end your entire lineage. One however is very upfront about it and the other is already setting up the cousin you treated horribly to sacrifice his soul in order to revive someone who will do the dirty work for him.
Yeah, this is basically UK local politics half the time
there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and Iâm putting my dick in it
Twilight
I use it as 'will try and bite'.
"That food is spicy." Food will maybe make all my sinuses blow wide open, sear my mouth and make me want to cry a bit.
"That kitty is spicy" Cat is hissing and claws are being swiped.
"Oh, *he's* a spicy boy, isn't he?" Down to fight... possibly also to fuck, but the fighting comes first and he's gonna leave teeth marks on you.
Would you eat this?
I would eat this
I would not eat this
I have eaten this (positive)
I have eaten this (negative)
Food: Mac and cheese pizza
Ingredients: pizza dough, elbow macaroni, cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, cheese sauce, optional toppings include olive oil and green onions
Sure? It's mac n cheese on an edible plate? It's like a sourdough bowl that you put soup or chili into. Probably wouldn't go to the effort of making it myself, but if it was offered, I'd eat it no problem.
someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it
(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far itâs those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (itâs cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)
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Clean sweep. All 20. And I highly reccomend keeping paper maps in your car. Kinda miss getting a phone book every year. And I have two sets of encyclopedias. My Dad won a set on a game show back in the 60s and then I bought a set of my own in the early 90s.
Imagine as a child your planet blows tf up and you and your sister are two of the only survivors and you are mercifully adopted by a man who is an important figure in his religious sect and slowly as you grow up you are groomed by this man and his religious sect to eventually merge with their fallen god. And then you get hit with a train. Happened to my good friend Sunday.
It is really important to me that all of you learn about Al Bean, astronaut on Apollo 12 and the fourth man to walk on the moon, who after 20 years in the US Navy and 18 years with NASA during which he spent 69 days in space and more than 10 hours doing EVAs on the moon , retired to become a painter.
He is my favorite astronaut for any number of reasons, but heâs also one of my favorite visual artists.
Like, look at this stuff????
Itâs all so expressive and textured and colorful! He literally painted his own experience on the moon! And that's just really fucking cool to me!
Just look at this! This is one of my absolute favorite emotions of all time. Is Anyone Out There? is like the ultimate reaction image. Any time I have an existential crisis, this is how I picture myself.
And then there's this one:
The Fantasy
For all of the six Apollo missions to land on the moon, there was no spare time. Every second of their time on the surface was budgeted to perfection: sleeping, eating, putting on the suits, entering and exiting the LEM, rock collection, setting up longterm experiments to transmit data back to Earth, everything. These timetables usually got screwed over by something, but for the most part the astronauts stuck to them.
The crew of Apollo 12 (Pete Conrad, Al Bean, and Dick Gordon) had other plans. Conrad and Bean had snuck a small camera with a timer into the LEM to take a couple pictures together on the moon throughout the mission. They had hidden the key for the timer in one of the rock collection bags, with the idea being to grab the key soon after landing, take some fun photos here and there, and then sneak the camera back to Earth to develop them. They had practiced where they would hide the key and how to get it out from under the collected rocks back on Earth dozens of times.
But when they got to the moon, the key was nowhere to be found. Al Bean spent precious time digging through the collection bags before he called it off. The camera had been pushing their luck anyways, he couldn't afford to spend anymore time not on the mission objectives. Conrad and Bean continued the mission as per the NASA plan while Dick Gordon orbited overhead.
Fast forward to the very end of the mission. Bean and Conrad are doing last checks of the LEM before they enter for the last time and depart from the moon. As Bean is stowing one of the collection bags, the camera key falls out. The unofficially planned photo time has come and gone, and he tosses the key over his shoulder to rest forever on the surface of the moon.
This painting, The Fantasy, is that moment. There have never been three people on the moon at the same time, there was never an unofficial photo shoot on the moon, this picture could never have happened.
"The most experienced astronaut was designated commander, in charge of all aspects of the mission, including flying the lunar module. Prudent thinking suggested that the next-most-experienced crew member be assigned to take care of the command module, since it was our only way back home. Pete had flown two Gemini flights, the second with Dick as his crewmate. This left the least experienced - me - to accompany the commander on the lunar surface.
"I was the rookie. I had not flown at all; yet I got the prize assignment. But not once during the three years of training which preceded our mission did Dick say that it wasn't fair and that he wished he could walk on the moon, too. I do not have his unwavering discipline or strength of character.
"We often fantasized about Dick's joining us on the moon but we never found a way. In my paintings, though, I can have it my way. Now, at last, our best friend has come the last sixty miles." - Al Bean, about The Fantasy.
The Alan Bean Gallery
To be honest, this one
Almost made me cry right now.
I love it. Something about it feels so incredibly human. The emotion on display, even without a face to show it. This is magnificent. Truly magnificent. I feel it in my soul.
I am thrilled to say back in the 90s I got to meet him, and purchased a copy of his art book, which he signed. If ever I win the super duper lotto, an original of his is very high on my luxury buys. (There's no way I can afford his work normally, even before he died. Man painted with *moon* dust that he got from his trip, he carefully shredded bits of his mission items they let him keep into his paints. Every painting carries the moon... and only his.)
Humans are great, actually
[Video Description: extremely grainy video of two people in space suits bouncing along the lunar surface]
[Transcript:
(Singing) I was strolling on the moon one day
(second astronaut joins in) In the merry merry month of
Astronaut 1: December Astronaut 2: May
Astronaut 2: No, May
Astronaut 1: May. When then much to my surprise a pair of bonny eyes de doo de doo de doo de doo de doo (speaking) Boy, this is a neat way to travel!
Astronaut 2: (speaking) Isn't it great?
Astronaut 1: (different tune) dum de dum dum dum. Dum de dum dum dum]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fountain_in_the_Park
Happy Moon Day!
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where theyâd tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused theyâd go âguess you had to have been thereâ
Image Description: A picture of a US astronaut on the lunar surface, tweeted by Linn LeBlanc (@linn_leblanc), who asks âWhere were you 49 years atoday when @TheRealBuzz and Neil Armstrong made those historic first steps onto the Moon. To which Buzz Aldrin (@TheRealBuzz) has replied âI was on the moon! #Apollo11 @NASAâ
Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.
Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.
Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
Iâve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures
July 16th, 1969- The Apollo 11 mission launched, carrying astronauts Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, and Michael Collins and Neil Armstrong. After a journey of approximately 240,000 miles, Armstrong and Aldrin separated from the command module to descend to the lunar surface in the lunar module named Eagle.
âmy father is a boy and my mother is a girl so iâm mixedâ is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6â5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
idk anything about this but I love it
The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth
EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.
