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brionysea

i'm not writing but i'm thinking about it super hard which is basically the same thing

I would have fucked so hard in that room. OMG

#dan and phil #dan and phil games #dnp #phil lester #dan and phill memes #dan howell #dnp memes

fatmzehraa

mistel-prince

Elons space junk

#he already ruined the nightsky with star link

the-muppet-joker

How does the light yagami kin configure into your other kintypes? How does you being a yagami kin intersect with your vriska kintype. Your Adam kintype. Your dark matt kin. I can imagine the overlap of light yagami and the joker, but I’m curious about the others

All those other kins are fictitious kins of the character the "Muppet Joker." They are silly and imaginary kintypes used to express the various personality flaws of a deeply sick individual.

The light yagami kintype is the real and serious kintype of myself, the author of the blog, who is normal and has a wife and child

mistel-prince

Croaker references dimension 20? Or just a coincidence?

We will never know

#or will we #croaker

Omg This was sams qr code in the newest ep

#i respect your game #cr4 spoilers #cr4 #cr4ep5 #critical role #dropout #sam riegel #brennan lee mulligan #american girl doll shoes

the-muppet-joker

I lie awake at night thinking about His Hole. Was any of it real? I can't hold my wife unless I imagine she is Kermit. I miss his squelch as I sopped him wet with my seed. "For the joke!" I cried. I would fill him with my nectar. And laugh, and laugh. Like some kind of joke(r). I miss you, Kermit. Don't tell my wife. Don't tell my wife.

mistel-prince

Our lord has awakened

#praise him #muppet joker #the muppet joker #croaker #the croaker

cerayanay

“How would you feed if you were a vampire” reveals a lot about people

“Steal blood donations from hospitals and blood banks” = my personal favorite. They assume the process for this is simpler than dealing with eating people, clearly the most ethical.

“Stealing blood bags is more unethical than eating people” = surprisingly common take. Perhaps they hold the belief some people deserve life saving care over others. If stealing blood people donate anonymously that would keep both you and potential victims alive, then how is it unethical? Most likely, they read this take online and never really thought about it too hard just agreed because everyone else did. Very telling.

“I’d only feed off of volunteers”= has a deep set faith in a sense of community. Not only people that you trust to keep your secret but would put themselves in danger for you. That’s beautiful. Probably gay.

“I’d feed off of strangers but knock them out first, I’d just take a little” = the belief this is more ethical than stealing blood donations is fascinating

“I’d only eat bad people” = MASSIVE can of worms, requiring its own post. who do you believe deserve to die, how would you be sure of that, and how is this more ethical? This conversation is now about who you would murder if you could get away with it

vertyblog

#when feasible one should always try to eat the rude.#i already live by that #yeah yeah blood banks #maybe pigs blood if that works #but mostly the ones i don't aprove of #cuz why not #everything is ethicaly dificult anyway #why not have fun with it

DON'T 👏 THROW 👏 POPCORN

#i work at the cinema #don't let me pick that shit up #smuggle what you want just be smart about it #so i don't get shit from my boss #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #hard launch

riessene

things I've noticed on Vaelus's closeup 1. she has (at least) a double bridge piercing

2. more piercings in her ears I haven't noticed before which makes me think she has MANY piercings we can't see

3. her eye scar is quite deep

4. what I at first thought was just a messy texture on the chain veil NOW I THINK IS A REPAIRED HOLE

LIKE A HOLE THAT WOULD BE LEFT BY AN ARROW

WHAT IF IT WASN'T A VEIL BEFORE BUT A CHAINMAIL

WORN BY SOMEONE VAELUS LOVED

WHO WAS FAMOUSLY KILLED BY A SINGLE ARROW

WHAT IF THIS IS A FRAGMENT OF SYLANDRI'S MAIL

mistel-prince

She also has a glowing tatto like wick... You know? The one out of celestial blood?

#cr4 #critical role #vaelus #cr4 spoilers

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

pseudoply

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

mistel-prince

A ghost ship of a post

Forgive me father for i have sinned

#i'm a wretched soul and sould be punished for this #dan and phil games #dan and phil #dan and phill memes #dnp #dnp memes #dan howell #phil lester #phan

blossomedsloth

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.