Sufficiently Convoluted

I mostly post random nonsense along with some sports stuff.

[aquleo-blog]

when you type oaky instead of okay

[soup-erb]

[meanplastic]

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[coughloop]

[pizza-is-scarce]

Reblog to let your followers know Because it’s only once in the night time

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[123iloveyoutoo]

okay but PSA about rabies:

not all rabies victims will be foaming at the mouth. rabies isn't gonna be super obvious to those who don't know what to look for there is only one documented case of someone recovering from rabies

TELL TALE SYMPTOMS:

cat does not act aggressive but attempts to bite with no warning cat is off balance and falling over often cat is spinning in circles for no reason and /or has no sense of direction increased vocalization paralysis and seizures

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[123iloveyoutoo]

i just wante d people to b safe cus i love and care about people and you mock me like this

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

[cnoonr-deactivated20170211]

this is astounding. it’s the polar opposite of what rick roll is, and yet you still feel rick roll’d because you ended up with something that you didn’t expect and are slightly frustrated by. truly a great twist on a classic meme, we have reached full meta-meme with this.

[closet-sociopathh]

i am so angry

[misterspeaker]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[pdlcomics]

Slow Revenge of Worm

[illiquidmarkets-deactivated2015]

The costanza pistol grips guy shot someone with his pistol.  Seinfeld fans are degenerate criminals

[the14thplanet]

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

[theproblematicblogger]

ngl it worked

[rot-city]

damn that’s some fast service 

[molegan-deactivated20180823]

when phil kessel is traded to the penguins so you gotta go lie down in the middle of a busy intersection 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[groundstrokes]

wimbledon awaits

[guardian]

Gay marriage declared legal across the US in historic supreme court ruling

Read about the ruling in The Guardian

Married Same-Sex Couples: Share your photos from your wedding day!

[daoduo-deactivated20140814]

[slab-o-meat]

google telling me to raise the bar