tricksy hobbitses

22yo (she/her) -- equestrian vaulter & Chinese translator -- bearer of the one ring --  follow me on instagram for updates on my vaulting and figure skating 3DS FC 2535-3831-2358

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ......no.....

[biggaybunny]

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[justketerthings]

The best and most interesting thing Breath of The Wild was able to achieve through storytelling was including “ancient magic iphone” as one of your tools unironically without making it feel cheesy. Like “your bombs are an app on your phone and also u can take pictures” like thats hilarious but also a good excuse for link to not own a massive backpack full of his inventory?

They literally put in things like “we had cellphone towers and motorcycles before the lazer robot war” in a zelda game and kept it a believable fantasy setting.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Angela Hao

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

patron saints are so funny, like some horrendous shit happens to them and the catholic church says "ok they're the patron saint of soap now"

[haruhi-sama-deactivated20231019]

what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

[teiden33-deactivated20200616]

they became k-pop fans

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ghostowlattic]

A “cathedral mound” created by termites

[loathsome-jr]

[aberrantemotion]

Whyd the termites make this tho? What’s the reasoning

[spooky-catboy-angel]

termites has become catholic. can’t you read

[scarlettjane22]

Original Ciapek

[unit-02]

[entishramblings]

Merry and Pippin, smoking longbottom leaf and eating salted pork, when everyone arrives to Isengaurd:

[retrogamingblog]

[paniniwitharugula]

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

[bunjywunjy]

incandescent

[sugarsheeps]

Thats george washington

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[latex-salesman]

[blackpyrefly]

evil park with a sign that says “please feed the bears we are trying to make them as fucked up as possible”

[computationalcalculator]

oh, is it talk about the Libertarian Bear Fiasco time? I think it’s talk about the Libertarian Bear Fiasco time

[blackpyrefly]

Bro

[st-just]

Please click on the link, it’s such a good read.

[dankmemeuniversity]