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Springs - 21, Any pronouns

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mistersprings]

@twinkkomaeda

Happy 20th buddy

[a-sentient-cup]

should i make a glitched poll for my pinned post

get glitched nerd

skeleton

welp, see you in two years

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

[outofcontextanimash]

[fontodue]

That one piece of dialogue where you do something really stupid but he still has to be nice

[demilypyro]

I have feelings for you. The feelings are envy, malice, hatred, crush kill bite claw claw claw

[demilypyro]

...... want to be held

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Astropecten irregularis genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Spiny Comb-Star

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[piosplayhouse]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP which clinics have evil penises

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP please

[xjesterxjacksx]

OP we need to know

[predatory-lesbians]

OP please

[piosplayhouse]

[selfship-quotes]

making a collection

[selfship-quotes]

adding to the collection

[gun-fishen-deactivated20241222]

I was looking for a steam trash game that realseased recently and joke about how a piece of garbage had higher priority but I may have found the greatest videogame know to humankind

[cottoncandylesbo]

jeremy fragrance off the shits

[flyin-shark]

the superman 64 remaster looks horrible

[bearie]

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

[owlyfisher]

grasshopper nymph.

[c-rowlesblogs]

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (page contains constant screenshake, lag, flashing)

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

YES this character sucks and YES theyre manipulative and a murderer and overall just not a good person. but im making them a home cooked meal. so. maybe thats a you problem

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

i couldnt fix them BUT i can kiss them . maybe thatll calm them down

[silcoitus]

Oh? They manipulate you? And do all kinds of heinous things to you? Sounds like a skill issue. They got me breakfast in bed.

[dellamore-dellamorte]

@funnier-as-a-system

[blimbo-buddy]

got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this

(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)

[p-p-pan]

Credit for idea @blimbo-buddy

[gendertaliban]

Everything that is essential and mandatory should be free btw

[gendertaliban]

Food? Should be free. Housing? Free. Hygiene products? Free. Electricity? Water? Yeah you're not gonna believe this but

[homophobe-slenderman]

everybody is free to collect my pages, some people though...

[gendertaliban]

Hi can I help you with anything

[musc1ememory]

Collection of exit and fire safety signs

[conarcoin]

this is the best sentence ever typed

[fancyson]

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

[dunsparce]

not even a millisecond later 

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda