Pretty Much Shipper Trash

Just someone with mental issues and a shipping addiction.

[millllion-blog]

[absolutejamer]

It’s giving @king-the-pathetic I’m afraid

[melatiaal]

jaytim bedroom and their mismatched sleeping schedule

[papayafromtv]

the idea that the batkids can hear/speak to each other through a shared comm link for hours on end every single night while on patrol definitely has its ups and downs. on one hand, it's great for communication and keeps everybody safe and in-the-know regardless of where in the city they are. on the other, they're all siblings, and at least once a month there will be an occasion where two bats will run into each other on patrol and for no reason whatsoever, snicker at the sight of each other. this then inevitably causes another batkid to demand to know what the joke is, and the fact that there isn't a joke in the first place simply makes the first two kids laugh harder. this then furthers the demands for clarity, and the increased indignance gradually raises the amusement for the other two, and it goes round and round in circles until Bruce joins the line to screaming and crying as Damian shouts angrily at Jason and Stephanie to 'explain what's so fucking funny' while Steph and Jason are genuinely struggling to breathe from how hard they're laughing at Damian's yells.

the joke was that Steph passed Jason in the street and they stared at each other in calm silence for eight seconds straight. They've been fighting for twenty-nine minutes and Bruce is this >< close to abandoning Gotham for Bludhaven like Dick did.

[coffeedragonart]

~*⭐️ midnight run 🌙*~

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

[ilovecats4ever]

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[spooky-pens]

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[hannahbluish]

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

In case you don't know Jimothy, he is the little raccoon born with short spine syndrome, in the Ballard Section of Seattle, WA.

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[chlorogoth]

when I was a kid one of my fantasies was that everyone had a red button. Anytime ads interupted you or pissed you off you pushed the button, and the creators would be shocked via legally mandated shock collars for everyone responsible for ads. The severity and length of the shock depended on how bad the ad was to you and how long it took out of your day. Young chlorogoth thought that would fix the advertising plague in no time

[luminouslumity]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data