Update on this post:
I am in fact puppy :)
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Update on this post:
I am in fact puppy :)
you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it
you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry
you can tell trans women are women because everyone else thinks they know our bodies, our minds, our experiences, our lives, better than we do
you can tell trans women are women because governments keep trying to legislate away our bodily autonomy
Lily "Bliss" Lys's XTEINK x4 Guide for Beautiful Women and Others
The xteink x4 is a funky little cheap ereader. It has no backlight, no touch screen, the UI it starts with sucks ass and needs to be replaced, and it's *tiny*. It is also, crucially, 70$, and i get to feel like a character from a 90's cyberpunk anime when i'm reading it. You can read more about why this thing is cool in Chris Person's article on Aftermath here and you can actually buy the thing here.
This post is going to be a quick guide on setup, including the site for the custom firmware most people use for this thing. (This is essentially a summed up version of the user guide for the CrossPoint firmware, which I recommend digging into if you get one of these)
SETUP
When you get the thing it'll still be preloaded with the UI it comes with, and it might still be in the native chinese. (You will want to set the thing to your preferred language before doing the rest of this). To flash the custom firmware onto it, you'll want to plug it in to your computer with a USB-C cable (you can use a USB to USB-C adapter for your pc's end). Plug it in and turn it on before going to this website.
With the device turned on and plugged in, click "Flash CrossPoint firmware" on the above link. Let it do its thing (this will only take a few minutes) and then restart the device by pressing the tiny reset button on the bottom right (you may need a paperclip) and then immediately holding the power button (top right) down for 3~ seconds.
LOADING BOOKS
Once you turn the device back on, it'll look something like this (minus the bit with the book at the start-also shoutout to Cameron Reed who wrote The Fortunate Fall in the 90's and has since transitioned!). Before you get further into this, I recommend having a bunch of epub files you want to put onto the device already on hand. To convert ebook files you already own to epub you should check out Calibre. (You can also just use anna's archive)
To load books onto the device, go to "File Transfer". You have three options: "Join a Network", "Calibre Wireless", and "Create Hotspot". For this post I’ll cover doing this by creating a hotspot, but I recommend poking at the user guide linked at the start of this post for more info on the other two options.
Hit “Create Hotspot”, then connect whatever device you already have the relevant epub files on to the new network (it should be obvious which is which). On that device, go to the URL shown on your ereader (this may take a couple tripes, or load slowly).
Once you're on the file management site, you can upload any epub files you have on hand. You can also use the site to set up folders, if you like having your books neatly organized by genre/author/etc.
And that's it! You now have a funky little cyberpunk datapad to read on. I might also recommend messing around in the settings (I personally set the font size to small so it could load more text to page, which improved my experience). If you check out the CrossPoint user guide above, you can see more information on things like setting a sleep screen/general function advice.
do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear
she cries if I dont hold her, so I have to use my exercise bike like this
everyone wants a mommy domme until shes drunk off 3 glasses of red and shes crying over your baby pictures and youre just sitting there sober and awkward and she hugs you really tight and falls asleep right there but its too tight and you cant get out and its too tight for you to really do any of the sex shit while shes out so you just kinda have to go to sleep yourself fully clothed on the couch at 9.30pm
sometimes you gotta make a joke post of some shit you can genuinely see yourself doing and some girls fucking love it
tall women with big sad eyes are like crack for dykes
There's so many ways to show love with a tail.
Wrapping it around your ankles as you leave, not wanting to separate even knowing you'll be back.
Entangling it with yours while you work, your hands too busy to hold mine.
Curling it around you as we sleep, holding and being held all at once.
Lifting it high as you come into the room, asking for a bit of help here~
I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier
@muzzlesbian @catgirl-techsupport @mystical-structure
(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.
Even puppy can learn music.
Literally it's puppy music school.
the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
What’s an evergreen tumblr post for you?
This
For those using alt id stuff
“Post by thyfleshc0sumed
No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person.
I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway”
a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:
the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is
its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events