Duna Nichs

She/Her/They Pan Transfem 24 Two Dogs in a Trenchcoat ｡◕‿◕｡ Profile picture by the wonderful @bobsondognutts aka Rayhatesmilk

[mistytailduna]

[mistytailduna]

Update on this post:

I am in fact puppy :)

[chaserba2t]

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

[pangur-and-grim]

she cries if I dont hold her, so I have to use my exercise bike like this

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

everyone wants a mommy domme until shes drunk off 3 glasses of red and shes crying over your baby pictures and youre just sitting there sober and awkward and she hugs you really tight and falls asleep right there but its too tight and you cant get out and its too tight for you to really do any of the sex shit while shes out so you just kinda have to go to sleep yourself fully clothed on the couch at 9.30pm

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

sometimes you gotta make a joke post of some shit you can genuinely see yourself doing and some girls fucking love it

[estrogirlie]

tall women with big sad eyes are like crack for dykes

[dragon-liker-zzyr]

There's so many ways to show love with a tail.

Wrapping it around your ankles as you leave, not wanting to separate even knowing you'll be back.

Entangling it with yours while you work, your hands too busy to hold mine.

Curling it around you as we sleep, holding and being held all at once.

Lifting it high as you come into the room, asking for a bit of help here~

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[creatures-5]

@muzzlesbian @catgirl-techsupport @mystical-structure

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[itsapmseymour]

What’s an evergreen tumblr post for you?

This

[itsapmseymour]

For those using alt id stuff

“Post by thyfleshc0sumed

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person.

I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway”

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[your-did-it-official]

Every Saturday is coelacanth Saturday