What is that?

I'm not sure, but hello there, you must have been caught by my wonderful title. Now you can spend your time on the internet listening to me, lets get to it.

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

[deltasquadformingup]

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

[mithrandir101]

The champion vine needed, but not the one it deserved #chad #ripvine #PostYourDrafts

[killachainz-deactivated20121102]

kanye sleeping.

[anal0g2]

shhhh

[ureuhito2]

Kanye Rest

[gaymer-cat]

in his Kanye Nest

[synthwave2000]

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

[riverdoge]

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

[ahs-foodie]

did you just

[riverdoge]

THIS POST WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME

[nanavaltiel-blog]

Omfg

[exploregif-blog]

[thewinterotter]

I’m gonna assume this is what a Star Wars / His Dark Materials crossover would look like.

[yasakajinjya]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

very valuable document

[marshalmallow]

A cat scan

[theweirdwideweb]

[90s90s90s]

[pinstripehourglass]

shadows of a lost empire

[transwiththeplans]

This trend though

[isaidheymaniloveyou]

This is the best thing invented by the Internet

[infininoodle]

*prepares party popper*

[infininoodle]

*nervously shakes the party popper*

[infininoodle]

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

[infininoodle]

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

[infininoodle]

*gets married to the party popper*

[infininoodle]

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

“It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…” my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. “Yes,” I say, “but not like this… Never like this…”

[jetn-deactivated20181203]

what the actual fuck

[infininoodle]

[star-spangled-jackass]

why is there fan art

[genandhisqueen-deactivated20160]

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

[jeangrey]

[uptional]

[digg]

[pizzaotter]

This dog is fucking radical!!!

[kaijuno]

barkour

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THAT PUN

[weloveshortvideos]

[389]

someone draft her

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

omfg…

[smerchingaround]

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[asstatted]

I remember my friend Louis named his kid conchobar but it was pronounced as ‘Connor’ can you believe that ?!?

[mithrandir101]

ACO concert @southwesternu . Suite from Firebird coming up next! #Stravinsky #ACO #besouthwestern #techie (at Alma Thomas Theater)

[mithrandir101]

Today Chemistry presents: Nature Walk #science #creek #nofilter #fieldwork #besouthwestern