this is fine.

this has now devolved into a weird shitshow of humor, puns, books, movies, and shows. it's probably not as funny as i think it is, but i still love it. follow at your own risk.

[winterswake]

HAPPY NEW 2021 YEAR, TUMBLR!

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[ransomflanagan]

The Black Pearl? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, dir. Gore Verbinski // 2003

[theweirdwideweb]

Uptown Theater in Minneapolis

[theweirdwideweb]

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

[keybladesoras]

[homofied]

[zackpalma]

[animationsource]

Show yourself! I’m dying to meet you. Show yourself! It’s your turn. Are you the one I’ve been looking for? All of my life? 

Frozen 2 (2019)

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

[bi-any-chance]

Bi culture TikTok

[kindofsharethat]

[mithrills]

@runswithwolves90

[jefframos]

Did I cut a trailer for Untitled Goose Game using Lizzo’s “Juice” simply because she says, “Blame it on a goose?“ 

Of course I did.

Here’s my original tweet, by the way.

[dollsahoy]

Here it is from the creator instead of an uncredited repost that people seem to think is official marketing

[kylostantrums]

[martinnecas]

I’ve never related to a tweet more in my life

[christophernolan]

iT wAS fORsHaDOweD DAnNy wOuLd GO MaD.

[retrogamingblog]

Poké Fruit Stickers made by pollywogpins

[sandersstudies]

Guys it’s a CRIME that this animal shelter’s video has on 24 views please give them the attention they deserve.

[finnhudsoninoz]

The best gag here is the two remaining black kittens

[star-anise]

I was only viewer #177!

[michaelmilkers]

tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows

[michaelmilkers]

for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016

each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen

you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster

in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could

[chantrymouse]

lest we forget