Bruce Stanner

Lbr who even knows anymore 

[all-chickens-are-trans]

to all my queer friends, everywhere but especially in Germany and Berlin, please take care. of yourself, of each other. don't let the doom and fear take you. grieve. but hold on tight. we've still got each other and they can't take that away from us.

[turing-tested]

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

[turing-tested]

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

[asymbina]

This is fucking wild

[lesbianredpanda]

[professorsparklepants]

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

[mananabuffins]

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know that lesbian is also a word that can refer to someone from the island of lesbos and when Herodotus says that a king “sent his lesbians” to do something he’s referring to soldiers from lesbos

but I can’t get the image out of my head of a king or general pointing at a city and yelling “go, my lesbians!” and then a bunch of gay women running in to burn it down

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[greenlovescats]

Everyone who draws the clones to look more like Temura gets a gold star and also my undying gratitude.

[jellogram]

Johnny Eck was a performer from the 1930s who was born without any legs:

He's primarily known for appearing in the 1932 cult classic Freaks directed by Tod Browning.

However what I'm mostly obsessed with is this account of a magic trick he did with his non-disabled twin brother (text under the cut)

Like this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Can you imagine

Wikipedia screenshot:

"In 1937, Eck and Robert were recruited by the illusionist and hypnotist Rajah Raboid, for his "Miracles of 1937" show. In it they performed a magic feat that amazed audiences. Raboid performed the traditional sawing-a-man-in-half illusion, except with an unexpected twist. At first Robert would pretend to be a member of the audience and heckle the illusionist during his routine, resulting in Robert being called on stage to be sawed in half himself. During the illusion, Robert would then be switched with his twin brother Eck, who played the top half of his body, and a dwarf who played the bottom half, concealed in specially-built pant legs. After seeming to have been sawn off, the legs would suddenly get up and start running away, prompting Eck to jump off the table and start chasing them around the stage, screaming, "Come back!" "I want my legs back!" Sometimes he even chased the legs into the audience. The subsequent reaction was amazing – people would scream and sometimes even flee the theater in terror. As Eck described it, "The men were more frightened than the women – the women couldn't move because the men were walking across their laps, headed for the exit." The act provided the perfect jolt by frightening people at first but then caused just as much laughter and applause. The illusion would end with stage hands plucking up Eck and setting him atop "his" legs and then twirling him off-stage to be replaced by his twin Robert, who would then loudly threaten to sue Raboid and storm out of the theater. Their act was so popular that they played to packed audiences up and down the East Coast."

[teaboot]

Easily one of the top 5 funniest things you can do as an identical twin

[forthegothicheroine]

I like to bring him up when talking at the museum about sideshow stars who were genuinely brilliant performers.

[cyartomad]

I like to imagine that Din didn’t call Boba for help while defeating the Hutts not because he’s not in contact with Boba but so that, next time he visited Tatooine for a drink, he could go, “so. I bet my taunngsday was more eventful than yours” and smirk wickedly under his helmet when Boba responded, “bet”

[keikomivra]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

[fiollaigean]

[hjbender]

[sharkchunks]

Okay, but this does make the meme into a trilogy.

[corancoranthemagicalman]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

[dogbirthday]

go with him

[jumpingjacktrash]

he wants to show you something

[beingharsh]

[my-secret-shame]

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[faretheeoscar]

New/old pics Oscar & his dog Moby behind the scenes of king hamlet provided by Elvira Lind for Letterboxd.

[incaseyouart]

the horrors persist, but @danielhowell and @amazingphilphil persist harder

hoping to get tix to their upcoming Toronto show`