it be your great eccentric mitis

I'm mitis, hi

[mitisss]

Boo

i'm mitis, mitis the mitis, the zenith of mitiskind

(other aliases i go by are Mira and m.ts.k. ... I like M names)

I'm the lover of all goofy shit; bfdi, deltarune and something else probably

while this comedy leaning post makes me sound too pretentious, trust me when I say that the real me is worse

(that's a comedic lie, please be my friend)

other blogs: @mitisalufecomics; @mitisreblog;

[mitisss]

bad news to my enemies: the only thing that can end my life is me, and boy, i just took my medically prescribed antidepressants ✨✨

[boundless-voids-upon-voids]

this one's going straight to the PM seymourz

[mitisss]

you know, if i said "pm seymourz would never", that's when pm seymourz would, and by god i will not the seymourz

[mitisss]

bad news to my enemies: the only thing that can end my life is me, and boy, i just took my medically prescribed antidepressants ✨✨

[catcrumb]

[mitisss]

that moment when you love your friend group very very much but u know ur the only one who sees them as "a beloved fork in your family that you look up to seeing every christmas so you can play uno together"

[rubyss]

My dad's anthology of the killer fanart

[mitisss]

mother fucker fell down the stairs, call that the freudian slip

[mitisss]

the amount of stupid shit i have to cut off my life, all of which i acquired because i introduced myself to porn at 10 years of age. like, "yeahhh too bad, you took strolls in r34 years before your first critical thought and now you 're desensitised to incest and have to make an effort to avoid it unlike normal people who never even come by it. sucks to be you~ ;)"

[tpwrtrmnky]

Online superhero communities would have RANCID discourse.

"Is dating non-supers without disclosing your secret identity allowed?"

"Monetizing superhero activity is sellout shit, work a day job"

"If you prioritize flipping burgers over stopping a crisis for RENT you don't get to claim the hero label"

[tpwrtrmnky]

Guy who has been superheroing for three weeks and does not have enhanced senses: "I do not give a SHIT if you're 'burned out' or 'suffering panic attacks daily', if you CHOOSE to wear noise cancelling headphones just to avoid hearing about crises you could stop with your powers, you're no better than the villains. You hear about a fire, you fly over and stop it, no ifs or buts, I don't care what your therapist says."

[tpwrtrmnky]

Hero who's got PTSD from losing one of her closest friends: Please, please, PLEASE, if you're unpowered and trying to do hero work, be careful! Do NOT take unnecessary risks, do NOT expect to survive hits your empowered friends do, wear ALL the safety equipment you can.

Teenager who's literally invulnerable: Erm, gatekeeping much?

[mitisss]

dont you love when you're groomed on the internet in such an undetectable way that you need to go and intentionally fix your newly acquired behaviour because it was so normalised in the circles you were in

[jan-topi]

if one person talking is called a monologue

and two people talking is called dialogue,

shouldn't three people talking be called a trialogue?

[mitisss]

people in a funeral: *one minute of silence*

bobbert: Yo is this a nullalogue?

[mitisss]

I think the true way to end trans ralsei debate is by considering transmasc ralsei for even a microsecond

All the people saying "trans ralsei takes away representation from feminine men" will say "well, that's certainly a man"

All the people saying "trans ralsei is canon according to my theory" will say "well, i guess that's trans enough"

All who say "canon is law" shall crumble, all who say "canon's you mom" shall fall

Only the shittiest of dipshits will keep fighting after that

[giga-queen]

can we all talk about tenna deltarune. Hey guys. have you heard of tenna deltaru

[mitisss]

idk who that is but he sounds disgusting, i will put bombs in his mail

[mitisss]

was looking at royal symbols and stuff and turns out there is a thing called a ROYAL ORB??????

so rich people clould just ponder the orb whenever they wanted

what the fuck where is my peasant orb??

[homunculus-argument]

If you put a dish in a dishwasher, it gets washed. If you put a shirt in a dishwasher, it gets shredded and breaks the machine.

If you put a shirt in a washing machine, it gets washed. If you put a dish in a washing machine, it gets shattered and breaks the machine.

Maybe you are not weak. They just put you into the wrong washer.

[mitisss]

My machine is the Kerfus. I need to be placed in a Kerfus and have a ride on it in order to cleanse myself

[briiblax]

[drysqu1d]

carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

[drysqu1d]

not the. not the right image

[drysqu1d]

i dont think this is a post that needs reblogging actually. if you ask me

[homunculus-argument]

If you put a dish in a dishwasher, it gets washed. If you put a shirt in a dishwasher, it gets shredded and breaks the machine.

If you put a shirt in a washing machine, it gets washed. If you put a dish in a washing machine, it gets shattered and breaks the machine.

Maybe you are not weak. They just put you into the wrong washer.

[mitisss]

My machine is the Kerfus. I need to be placed in a Kerfus and have a ride on it in order to cleanse myself