Mitsurobb

I'm a weirdo (due to my medicine) but I'll be as polite as I can. Love y'all.

[mitsurob]

It is very dear to me for Percy to realize he has some messed up "mortal" family.

Listen:

Percy: ma, you really never talk about your family. Can you tell me more?

Sally: well, I have a sketch of a family tree until my grandparents, and my uncle's note explaining it so I wouldn't forget who I am.

Percy: sounds cool, we have cold tea and time. Estelle is with Paul at the pediatrician so we have plenty of time.

Sally: So, my mother first. She was from Hawaii, daughter of Pele, and a random man who she killed after giving birth. Pele is the Goddess of volcanos. She left her land for a better opportunity of studies.

Percy: Here says... She was a great mathematician. Actually impressive.

Sally: My father is from Europe, his mother was the daughter of a Mediterranean river called Xúquer (the destructor) and his father was a Sicilian man who was over there.

Percy: ok...

Sally: My father was a specialist in jewelry. They paid him less for his accent.

Percy: and your uncle with cancer?

Sally: It wasn't actually my uncle, it was my mother's old fiancee descendant of Maui, since she knew in case of her death he won't be a bad influence for me because of his own genetics.

Percy: and that's it!! Easy!

Sally: I know, by the way. We both have 3 passports which we shouldn't use at the same time. USA, Italy and Spanish.

Percy: Dang...

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Luke and Percy were so meant to be, Percy was shivering out of fear when he saw the moira's. He remembered every move and tick that Luke had even before remembering Annabeth. They were two socks.

What came after Luke's death is literally an anxious way to mourn a dead soulmate.

But after the mourn he found love again, not a soulmate but a lover.

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Hear me out in this au, ok?

25 y.o. Percy who started working for a law firm as a lawyer specialized in domestic violence, he knows about Gods and all but since his father killed Gabe and paid all he owed he stopped caring.

He knows Gaea and Kronos are uniting forces to take down the Gods but he is busy with work and his 1 year long relationship with Luke (who doesn't want to participate) who started a little bakery.

Annabeth pulls with her actual cannon age (12/13) and goes to the firm to sue the 'girlfriend' of his brother who kept him away 'against his will'.

Percy attends her, recognizes her by the description of his boyfriend and calls him as one of his friends.

Luke pulls up, half horny (his sexy boyfriend just called him), half scared (his dear boyfriend told him to run) with a small Opera cake to try and smooth everything over.

Only to find Annabeth sat with a weird surprised expression and speaking too fast to understand.

Percy: Hello darling.

Luke: What happened?

Percy: Your little sister wants to sue me because you didn't visit her.

Annabeth: No, I didn't want to. YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WITH A GIRLfriend.

Luke: I said Partner.

Annabeth: Dang it, that's too ambiguous.

And then... Idk, I haven't given it more thought.

[mitsurob]

Ok, I was taking a shower when I had an idea of an au. (Yes, Percy again. I freaking love him.)

Book one [The lighting thief]

Hades wasn't fast enough, Sally dies at Asterion (minotaur) hands, during the 3 days that Percy was knocked out he keeps dreaming about three sisters (moira's) that repeatedly say "This wasn't on the script".

On his last night on the infirmary he finally gets a chance to talk:

Percy: What wasn't on the script?

Átropos: Your mother's death, the unseen one has given proper rite but she should have survived.

Láquesis: This means that we should offer you a gift in exchange of this crucial piece of the script.

Cloto: We can give you a new mother figure, a don, maybe even your father's preference for the future.

Percy: But that's not my mother. Is this a wish?

Láquesis: Don't be naive. Is an exchange.

Percy: Then, in exchange of my strong, unique and rightful mother I used to have I think that I should get something that only a mother can give.

Cloto: It may be love?

Percy: Trust, only a mother can give me trust in my self. Therefore if you can't bring my mother back, I believe that my words that are said with trust on myself be as verdict as my faith on them.

Láquesis: Isn't that a little presumptuous?

Percy: Isn't my mother gone for a calculation error?

Átropos: We can give it to you but remember you know when you lie.

Then, during his stance on Cabin 11 tries it's best to see its own limits, he mourns his mother but he makes something that would have made her proud. A last resource. He keeps his mouth shut obvs. But tries to see if it works with mythologycal objects.

From here, everyone believes he had becomed a great thief for being near cabin 11, but he's out there bending reality by trying to believe on his own words.

[mitsurob]

As someone from the early fandom, why we all stopped calling RR, Uncle Rick????

I know he's low-key an as-shole, but what happened during my early teenage years that I wasn't present?

[mitsurob]

Percy used to be a volunteer in the sea Shepherd organization, when they forced the leader out he definitely quit because it started to be a capitalist organization.

Bring back action.

[worms-in-my-brain]

People with psychotic disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with personality disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with substance abuse disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with tic disorders are neurodivergent too.

People with bipolar disorder are neurodivergent too.

People with dissociative disorders are neurodivergent too.

Neurodivergence isn’t just ADHD, autism, anxiety, and depression. (Plus those last two also get left out sometimes!) Neurodivergence is anything that affects your brain.

“Neurodivergent people hate loud noises” is actually just as valid as a statement as “neurodivergent people have delusions,” “neurodivergent people have tics,” or even “neurodivergent people have low empathy.”

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I'm reading one of those fanfics where they continue Kassandra of Troy's genealogy until it gets to Percy (in a lot of times a woman to set an irony) and I personally believe that Poseidon will let his trident 'slip' towards his daughter to make her feel safe.

Especially after finally getting back his two kidnapped daughters. ( Kym and Rhode) {LET'S ALL REMEMBER, they were taken to make 'peace' with allies and that means kidnapped against everyone else will}

Poseidon: *let's his trident near Percy*

Percy: *putting it back in its place but in hand length* Father, it falled. What happens if someone gets sticky fingers?

Poseidon: Ah...! True, it will never happen again my Pearl.

Kymopoleia: Why don't you let me get it?

Poseidon: You're technically a goddess. You can't take it.

Rhodes: And me? Father.

Poseidon: I looked at you when you were born and you were already abducted. I DIDN'T HAD TIME.

Probably Hermes, Apollyon or anyone with an interest in his daughters is getting chills down their spine.

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Sapphic Perpollo is such a perfect concept.

Historically, lesbianism didn't exist in theory unless there was penetration which was considered sex.

So a girl Apollyon who had only had 'good friends' and her male lovers coming out of the closet (against her will) by teasing Percy is making me restless.

Apollyon: You are driving me crazy little pearl. All day being fisty about Gods and look at you, being kissed and touched by one, and moaning as a protagonist of a bad porno.

Percy: Shut... The fuckup.

Apollyon: A lot of my brothers don't get how you can be mine.

Percy: Can we go to the dorm? To settle this down. Please, darling.

Apollyon: It's not like we are going to get caught here.

*Enter a comically large quantity of brothers and sisters who didn't know how lesbian sex actually works*

Percy: AH! GET OUTTT!

[vyky]

Percy in ttc:

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Nico, Thalia and Percy are besties who get together on a random night to do a pajama party where they all swing their legs as teenagers in movies.

[patronsa1ntofnothing]

Rick Riordan’s switch up on Percy is so funny to me. In older books it’s painfully obvious that Riordan preferred him, with his constant insistence that Percy is the strongest despite severely under-exploring everyone else’s powers, every character speaking highly of him, and his insane feats. In recent books, Percy is both demonised and flanderised. He has been dumbed down to the point of being unable to do anything without Annabeth, he’s being called out and blamed for things he didn’t do, and he’s just being bashed at every opportunity. Literally what happened???

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Drew isn't a bad person. Drew is a betrayed teenager whose only constant is her looks.

She's been raised to be a woman, the standard for every woman in history is to spy and kill soldiers at whatever price.

Piper doesn't fit there, she fits in the rest of the male soldiers. Patriarchy and a victimized version of colonialism has eaten her alive. She is a victim of capitalism (AS A RICH GAL WHO COSPLAYS AS POOR) doesn't get how looks can save or kill lives.

Drew was mean, she was never good but a gal who breaks your posters, discriminates you for being girly in the name of feminism IS NOT feminism. She had her reasons to dislike her.

"OH BUT SHE LIKED JASON"

So? I mean, beauty is meant to be appreciated. At least she didn't kiss and forced a relationship (even when it's accepted as fake). Piper still forced herself to love Jason which btw is still a form of rape.

Jason didn't defend himself because he was trained to not harm his companions. Kissing Jason 'because you're my boyfriend and I don't care if you don't remember' is violent.

Piper isn't bad, but she's aèria and Drew is Urania. Not good, not bad just different. Being extremely girly is also a way to be a girl. Do not fall for propaganda. ACCEPT ALL GIRLS.

When patriarchy wants to ensure something they send a friend, a sister or a mother like Piper.

[imlegitbatman]

do you know what I fucking hate?

How camp half blood treated Percy versus how they treated Thalia. Like seriously. Percy gets claimed and everyone is fucking terrified of this TWELVE YEAR OLD KID. He has NO FRIENDS (except for Annabeth, Luke and grover, two of which were using him, the other it was literally his job to be there.)

He wasn't told anything and Chiron didn't trust him. Thalia shows up and everyone's like 'oH sHe'S So cOoL'

Like what the actual fuck?

People forget that Percy was the looser outcast

I think that's why he feels so protective of Nico. He's sees a twelve year old who has no fucking clue what's going on and everyone is either disgusted or terrified of him. He's sees himself in him.

Okay I'm done ranting now.

Bye loves xx

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Percy type of guy that in case of Hanahaki will deny everything. Even with solid proof.

Apollyon: Funny, a sun flower, two heliotropes and a lot of red peonies petals. I have a pretty good idea of who could be your love, Perce.

Percy: *avoiding the topic* Yeah, with Helios.

Apollyon: Your older sister's dead husband?

Percy: I like them quiet.

Apollyon: Back in the day, they used to call me the brightest truth protector. And right now, you're lying.

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I just realized that I have a sole exception to Hera x Percy ship. STAY WITH ME NOW.

Female Percy. Ok? Ok.

We all know how lustful Zeus is, Hera is almost fading away from the broken marriage but notices the way her husband looks at the first female hero of Olympus.

Young Percy with her sharp tongue keeps saying 'no' and runs away from him. Hera is pleased, after two thousand years of bad reputation and she keeps coming back to Hera.

Maybe it's because she's been submitted for so long but Hera remembers how wild she used to be before patriarchy existed.

She's the queen by birth title, not Zeus. Hera appears in Percy's dreams, she tells her to convince Zeus to marry and, in the altar instead of swearing loyalty to "Our marriage" she could swear to "The marriage."

A loophole, the plan goes surprisingly well. They play as rivals but in reality they are counting down the days to be together. Not for love, but for something more deep in a religion without marriage and loyalty engraved.

In the altar, after Zeus forcefully takes Percy she swears loyalty to "THE marriage", a slight difference that changes everything.

It gets better if you think of the first night, Zeus dragging Percy into the master bedroom, the one for queens and kings, and finding that only Percy can enter.

His lust slowly wears off, only to find Hera inside the royal chamber.

She never took off her crown, and since she's in a new marriage no one can take her title as queen. Even worse, Poseidon gave his daughter a little bit of his fertility domain, Hera is now with a wife that can bear her children with a strong alliance to Atlantis and free to have lovers as much as she lets her wife. (Equity in marriage is one domain that is born after this.)

Percy cares for the demigods, has her lovers (except when preggo) but every night she goes back to the royal chambers.

Hera re-does the whole Olympus solely based on connections. Minor gods get to form an alliance based on similarities on domains, change of representatives every year.

The twelve Gods get to stay in their places but they must stick to their original domains and not expectations of their domains.

No more weird punishments like Dionysus or Apollo, instead she lets them prove their innocence.

And as a marriage of equity, that does whatever they please and whoever they please. The only rule is to always be loyal. No need of fidelity, only loyalty.

They're both birds of a feather.

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FREAKING CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC

Don't like, don't read.

Ok, I've been thinking lately and if Luke didn't choose to be with Khronos, Who would be his substitute?

You're probably thinking of Chris, Ethan, Torrington... Anybody, but my opinion is Silena puppeteering a random young demigod of a minor God.

"But mitsu, Silena was on board with Khronos because they threatened Beckendorf and had a light crush on Luke." WRONG.

She genuinely didn't care about anyone but her and her close ones. She was part of the 'elite' demigods who could have lived. If Khronos gave her an option (in the case of runway Luke), she would set a pretty good scenario for her and Beck.

Exchanging the life of a nameless kid, grooming him into being the best vessel of Khronos, make him believe every fucking lie as if was law. Only to take everyone she cares and leave it behind.

Only daring to come back AFTER the war and making a half truth story of why she left.

Silena didn't care about Clarisse, Malcom, Michael or anyone. If she saw Percy as a threat to her own agenda, she would have killed him while he was a preteen. She only went to war because her plan got ruined.

"But mitsu she died in battle, isn't it enough?" No. The countless kids that died for the information she gave, the punished ones for her fault. She didn't care, it wasn't a selfless move. It was guilt for killing her own lover. It was a suicide. She deserted both parts as in a Greek tragedy epithet. She was as her own mother. Selfish.

She was guilty and innocent, she was the groomer and the groomed but always selfish.