Purple Rain.

Hi I'm Melissa & all I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life. She/Her. 31. Collapsing Star. Dead Dads Club.

[mitternachtsgift]

Adventure Boy

[catasters]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Hey so 2016 was 10 years ago how we feeling

[noctuamagna]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[raynesshitposts]

The truth...

[chromaticabrasions]

have we tried substance abuse my liege

[sacredstem]

we should try again your grace

[curenicoart]

Moon Prism Power, make up!

[memewhore]

[memeuplift]

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[o-kurwa]

[reginaldqueribundus]

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

[enbycrip]

This makes me so happy every time I read it. Especially the bit where Guy makes DuckDuck smoothies of all the good stuff he’s meant to eat.

This is the best buddy comedy-drama ever.

[werewolf-cuddles]

waking up on a thursday be like

[ruinedchildhood]

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

[aflo]

literally an ipad baby

[prideandprejudiceandknuckles]

(@hazelsmazecave)

[julieterbang]

[ithinkilikeit-reactions]

Agent H 

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[elnotwoods]

wkorea called me a little sapphic hoe with this photoshoot and i’m not even mad about it