Silliest Vampire

21 | He / They

[daughter-of-sapph0]

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

[transmutationisms]

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

[hydrahowl]

(guy that desperately needs to fix his sleep schedule voice) Im only gonna stay up for juuust a little longer for real this time not like the other 90 times i said that an hour ago

[selenevassos]

i finally put my bumper sticker on my car.....

[mothmansboywife]

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

[tamaharu]

these days, every link is just a few typos away from leading to catboy kyoya. so watch out.

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[passion-of-l0vers]

dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

[bloomenpflucken]

Death obsessed autistic faggots are our only hope for a cultural renaissance

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

[storm-of-feathers]

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

[sexhater]

[payasobabas69]

He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains

he wants us to cut throught our feet

[greeniery]

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

[imnotverybright]

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the passenger seat is called shotgun

[greelin]

trusting them not to drain you dry of all your blood but knowing they could is the whole appeal. btw. they could tear you apart but instead are cradling you so tenderly and tilting your head so delicately so they can absolutely slice into your neck and drink until you’re lightheaded but nothing past that. they are doing this because you are trusting them but you got to this point because they trusted YOU enough to share the moment with you. whatever

[greelin]

and they will listen to your heart to make sure your pulse isn’t too weak. when they pull away they’ll clean the blood away and fix the collar of your shirt for you. you’ll wipe the blood (YOUR blood) from the corner of their mouth. which they will also make sure not to waste. by catching your wrist and licking it clean. then gently kissing your thumb. normal