Call Me Mizka

She/her . 20+ . ♥️ . Random blog where I reblog content from my current obsession

[peerlessaubergine]

Shen Jiu is currently in the modern world with 70 alt accounts and there all voting for Yue Qingyuan on the Mpreg poll

[egophiliac]

the squeakquel

(no worries, this is the last one) (...for now)

[vashti-lives]

I saw the new fields of mistria trailer and I’m dying because…

…this is just Juniper’s normal portrait with a baby pasted on top.

I’m not mad for the record, I think it’s likely there is original art they want to wait to reveal or maybe it’s not quite ready yet but like… imagine some of the other character portraits with babies pasted on top… one assumes Eiland would hold a baby like this…

But like… there’s also this…

The thought of it has been making me laugh.

Poor Celine doesn’t have arms at all in her portrait… presumably the baby would have to learn to hover…

[despazito]

Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?

If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.

[despazito]

God forbid women read a lame book with sex

[despazito]

people have been writing fucked up erotica for hundreds of years. of all porn consumption habits to label as an addiction i think reading erotica books is like.. one of the least applicable examples and written erotica is one of the least exploitative forms of porn out there. stop pathologizing things that give you ick, you're allowed to just say you dislike something

[stormsbourne]

again I must stress that ten or more years ago mormon leaders put out a statement that reading romance novels was equivalent to porn addiction and both would send you to hell

you guys are not progressive you're just mormons in disguise

[someiicecube]

assorted OM doodles

[tocoink]

[xzamnyeh]

Let's switch eyeballs with papa.

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okay in my mind coco would eventually join the brimcaps because she can no longer tolerate the amount of danger qifrey's atelier is facing due to coco's presence. And also she couldn't experiment with certain spells for her mother without bringing shame to the atelier since transforming a human body is around forbidden magic territory.

After a few years searching and experimenting in despair. coco would hit some kind of mental block thinking her mother couldn't be saved with any magic available. Pushed to the brink with her saviour complex, coco thought if she couldn't save her mother, she might as well save her only living parental figure.. (yes qifrey im looking at you)

So her desperate little mind thought of a body switch magic. switching her master's parasitic silvertree eyes with her own normal ones. the least drastic to her mind. after applying the spell she would burn it afterwards to make sure no one would misuse her spell.

[qqchurch]

[efuzel]

that guy

[my-dailydreams]

[myuminji]

wha compilation doodle 5

[rockshitty]

The amount of disbelief I’m willing to suspend is directly proportional to how entertaining the show is. If a show is barely able to hold my attention and has betrayed my trust before, fuck you, that’s not how cutting someone’s head off works.

If I’m glued to my seat every week and can’t stop watching, then yes, absolutely, the professional athlete in a blond wig is indistinguishable from the 17 year old lead actress.

[scintilans]

happy birthday lucifer! 💙

[self-mortification]

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.

[bananonbinary]

unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.

[theothin]

#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it

[irlwakko]

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

[irlwakko]

you’re welcome lesbians everything i do i do for you

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[27thfirefly]

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman