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@mkjello
Any relationship advice?
Yeah, my old-ass grandma always told me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.
Means soup is good
Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.
i want to feel sorry for the poor thing but the absolute silence from the crowd is breaking me
should have moonwalked its body off stage 2/10
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?
So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?
realistic coworker conversation
Iâm so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it
Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think itâs right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if thatâs not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it
you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but đ it is not girl miso
"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".
The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.
will you ever forgive me
jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry
you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but đ it is not gay cider
M. C. Escher (1898-1972) Dream (1935)
Black Light poster after M. C. Escherâs Dream (1935)
âEscher wasnât too disturbed about the reprints as he could have been. When an American friend advised him to call in a lawyer, he wrote: âWhy should I be displeased if youngsters are happy with awfully coloured red things on their walls? I feel more or less flattered and I am glad that they can afford them.ââ
There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT
I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.
never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive
The Naturalist's Library (1852) A. A. Gould
my partner thinks they got a chemical burn on their face from cunnilingus. is that a thing?
if you secrete drain cleaner from your genitals, sure. otherwise, pretty unlikely your partner is experiencing anything worse than minor skin irritation.
Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.
