EGGPLANT

Love to be In the arms of All I'm keeping here With me

[everythingfox]

In Colors of Fall

📷: Wandering Dove Photography

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[carbink]

Piano Man - Billy Joel

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[telnaga]

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

[bisexuanal]

sucks for the children but this is so funny

[pukicho]

My 4 year old child, Pickle-Rick was always the kindest boy, until season 6….

[veeranger]

I CAST EXPLODE YOUR DICK

[amzamiviram]

[ruinedchildhood]

[animusrox]

Team C

[cikero]

how the hell did thanos snap with a metal glove on

[garbage-empress]

he just did the motion and made the noise by clapping his ass at the same time

[cliffsecord]

Why did I ever learn to read

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[unclefather]

[granite-bones-deactivated201906]

The face of a man trying to be honest with himself

[lmaonade]

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

[citrusriot]

Are you fucking serious?

[lmaonade]

i would never lie

[demilypyro]

freud: wanting to fuck your mom is normal

freud’s mom: :/

[hellsite-yano]

freud: wanting to kill your dad is normal

freud’s dad:

[obnubilant]

愛

[iworkinretail-myguy]

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

[gen-zee]

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[hotvampireadjacent]

that child is now dead

[peachy-saffic]

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

[catchymemes]

NO SURVIVORS

[romxnogers]

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us