Kale Yourself

Congrats, you found the lamb sauce!

[zeroenthusiasm]

[cargifs]

[sdrgiobhjkfdlbjreiug-deactivate]

here in my gar͙̟̗̳̲͠a͓̻̬̝ą̭͉̤aA͏̳̞̦ͅA̦̰͚̼͎͎̼A̴a̮͚̝̯͖͙a͡a̟̞̳̯̳̯̰a͙͕̙͚g͕̤̘͔e͓̖ͅ just bought this uh..new lamborghini here

fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills

but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here

my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ t̪͖̻͉h͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says: the more you earn the more you ＤＲＩＶＥ  ＵＰ  ＨＥＲＥ  ＩＮ  ＴＨＥ  ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ  ＨＩＬＬＳ

in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING

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[boneswolf-deactivated20210814]

I don’t know who this is or why this was made but i’m reblogging

[lazytown-memes]

Reblog if this band saved ur lyfe 🎶😌

[unfortunately-awake]

[mnxt11]

When it's high News!

[mnxt11]

Finally! His head can be up more than just his own ass!

[spellingoutmyexistence-deactiva]

Who decided school was gonna be this stressful

[mnxt11]

Nobody told you that school would be this way! *to the tune of "friends"*

[heartlessspade]

@skelizardsden Feel old yet?

[skelizardsden]

YOU NEED YO LEAVE

[heartlessspade]

CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH M80

[skelizardsden]

I can’t believe you dun this

[heartlessspade]

[skelizardsden]

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DUN THIS

[heartlessspade]

[skelizardsden]

We need to talk.

[heartlessspade]

The scooter grew up to be a  mech

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

Get this sinful mess off my dash

[lexiconthepeep]

E N O U G H

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

Stephanie got swol

[tombstonettromboners]

i can’t believe blizzard just fucking ripped off lazy town

[magsmash]

when u and ur friends look fresh af

[weloveshortvideos]

[thatsthat24]

Hear his mighty roar.

[kateceratops]

this vine fixes everything

[fieldbears]

it does

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[mnxt11]

Please doggo!

[mnxt11]

Blizzard Hq

Me:So they're a team of heroes with crazy abilities

Boss: okay, what do they do?

Me: Well, they mostly watch over the people

Boss: what will they be called?

Me:umm... overwatch?

Boss: Genius

[jadelyn]

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

[jennlyons]

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

[thommquackenbush]

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

[doodlesanddiscord-deactivated20]

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ALL OF THIS

Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D

[chaoswolf1982]

Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment.

He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“And then the bear gets him”

“…

…

The

The bear?”

“Yes the bear”

“Will

Will there isn’t a bear in this play

Where did the bear come from”

“A PLACE

And he exits the play pursued by it

It’s happening make me a bear costume”

[10andthetardis]

“it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao

[amuseoffyre]

Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus.

CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother. AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

[sweenytide]

Just imagine…….If dis was Reaper’s ULT

[mnxt11]

[mnxt11]

My life in one post.

[mnxt11]

Fave new album!!!