[tiktokstowatch]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

I'm just amazed that they managed to find someone who knew none of this

[ampervadasz]

[solvatochrome]

did some tweets today didnt i

[alwaysbewoke]

the laugh at the end

[elishamanning]

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

[elishamanning]

this conversation... absolutely wonderful

[fluffygif]

Pomegranate world

[flarehunter76]

Pomegranate world

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

why did it censor out something she said. what did she say. let her speak

[peach-thief]

Okay so what she says (from what I can figure out, please correct me if I get something wrong) is basically:

“Alright today we’re gonna teach everybody the Proper way to open a pomegranate. First you’re gonna make four cuts in a square on its ass, top and bottom, side to side, cut cut cut, and then take this piece of the skin off. Now you COULD not follow my instructions and cut it in half right down the middle; however, you’re gonna end up cutting into the fruit, sending juice flying all over the fuckin place and your girlfriend is gonna beat your *ss and leave you; SO, it’s better to follow my directions using the cut cut cut method. Then, in a star shape make more cuts and pull back the pieces, and presto there you have a beautiful pomegranate flower; tell me that isn’t the prettiest fucki-“

[gaycism]

IMPORTANT!!!!

[anna-scribbles]

happy valentine’s day from the emptiest head in paris

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op any updates?

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sinothetimes]

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

[filibusterfrog]

tief for @weeb-verine

[fuwaprince]

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[generic-internet-name]

Irish helpline(from the reblogs, which I took off): 01-116-123

Please don’t add stuff onto this post guilt tripping people into reblogging it! 

[chookiemunster]

In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell

how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?

[gayteenhipster]

Horrible! I’m a Dylan O’Brien at best

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

I’m more of a Tom Daley shooting “pls rerrange my colon” sniper glances

[homicidalbrunette]

I’m more like Zachary Quinto practice rimming Chris Pine 

[bowie28]

I’m no better than Chris Evans not even trying anymore.

[twitch8283-deactivated20220130]

[bonermakers]

I love this!

[sashaholic27]

This thread 🙌

[etienneflore]

an iconic thread

[5norlax]

I’m worse than Tom Holland wanting that Brokeback Mountain experience from Jake Gyllenhaal

[stormesandshowers]

In Tom’s defense

Jake ain’t good at hiding it either

[glockpaperscissors]

Huffpost article about the fight for Oak Flat

apache-stronghold.com

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[e-the-village-cryptid]

for anyone else who was curious, according to @megasupernova888, the words are 不感症 (fukanshyoo, “sexual frigidity”) and 花粉症 (kafunshyoo, “hay fever”)

[teal-deer]

1) I am rebageling with more context

2) OP, your accent is splendid, your delivery perfect, I hope your 2020 is less terrible than the rest of ours

[moarchocolate]

This is my most favorite video ever, fuckin BLESS

[chotomy]

megthanzag but they’re all the awkward third wheel

(posted first on twitter. based on these excellent ot3 photos!)