The Bats share drinks it's a well know fact.
Red Robin puts down a cup Nightwing is grabbing it.
Hood and Nightwing share anything from smoothies to coffee to whatever.
No one really questioned it.
Other than Roy one singular time.
Without really thinking on a outlaws mission just reached for Hood's glass Dick who's been working with them had just taken a sip what would it matter.
His hand brushes the glass before Jason and Dick ripped it away and turned to him.
"What the fuck Roy?" The acrobat is yelling.
"Seriously man I know shits been hard but.." spills out of Jason.
Roy is so fucking confused, thinking it must be like a drink drink yet there's no fucking way those two are getting shit faced on a mission. He's seen their baby brothers sip too and say what you will about his friends no way in hell they are giving vodka to Tim and Damian.
His face must give something away Bats and their analyzing.
Jason is now looking at Dick before his face goes white.
"Roy, our drinks have fucking poison in them."
"What the fuck? Someone put fucking..." He's gonna kill a fucking guy. The fantasy's are already filling his head who the fuck, wait but that means....
"You know there's fucking poison in it and your sharing with your siblings???." Nevermind maybe multiple people will be dying he might not be close with those kids but if his morons are pulling some shit.
Jason breaks out in laughter.
Dick is smiling oblivious to the fact that an arrow is about to end up is in head.
"No, pretend you don't know us I would be breaking that no kill rule, it's to keep up our immunity a low dose harmless to bird's but if someone doesn't have the same training it can kill you." Dick says.
Roy doesn't know why it never clicked in his head.
Not exactly a great reasoning but he knows how these paranoid assholes operate and he's done the same say what you will about Oliver and Jade but they wouldn't allow him to get fucked over like that.
He's immune to about 90% of the leagues poison's at this point.
"So what level basic league poison or something so obscure I should worry."
"No it's Saturday so basic day why?" Jay asks.
Roy doesn't even hesitate before chugging it down.
Ignoring their stunned looks.
"Please your not the only one with a paranoid billionaire daddy mine just wears green."
God why did he ever fucking befriend these losers.
"RED ALERT RED ALERT HOSTILES INCOMING"
Oh yeah that's why.

















