In The Beginning
Book Aziraphale: (concerned) It must be bad, otherwise you wouldn't be involved.
Book Crowley: You've got to admit it's a bit of a pantomime though.
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TV Aziraphale: Terribly sorry, I didn't catch your name?
TV Crowley: Crawly. Mind if I scoot under your wing?
TV Aziraphale: Not at all, my dear.
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Radio Aziraphale: You fucked up, Crawly, you snakey whore.
Radio Crowley: Look who's talking, Aziraphale, you dumb bitch.
















