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#wei wuxian #wei ying #wen chao #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #founder of diabolism #grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #the latter only sparks fits of thundering rage and the strong intent of murder #wei wuxian's precious smile makes my heart cry

Jiang Cheng: How did you guys get kicked out of a movie theater?

Lan Sizhui: Jin Ling and Jingyi kept yelling out diving scores as people jumped off the Titanic.

Jin Ling: That last guy had a solid eight, let me tell you.

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Lan Wangji: You called Wen Ning for help instead of me?

Wei Wuxian: Well, when you want to do something stupid, you don’t call the voice of reason.

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Therapist: How are you?

Wei Wuxian: Fine, how are you?

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I don’t need coffee to live, I need it to thrive

Jiang Cheng

#Jiang Cheng #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #we're alive #i swear

Wei Wuxian: oh fuck

Wen Ning: what?

Wei Wuxian: *looks concerned* I exist

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Wei Wuxian buying coffee: What do you want to drink?

Jiang Cheng: Drain opener

Wei Wuxian: That's expensive, how bout bleach?

Jiang Cheng: Not what I want but it'll do

Wen Ning: *Confused and concerned noises*

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Wangji playin dem hard(sad) beats

#when i hear inquiry #wangji you poor baby #i feel you homie #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #mdzs #the founder of diabolism #wangxian

Human Biology with Wei WuXian and Jiang Cheng

Wei WuXian: people create smaller people

Jiang Cheng: *staring at Wei WuXian in disbelief*

Wei WuXian: *confused as to why he's being looked at as if he's an idiot*

Jiang Cheng: 'children', people create children

Wei WuXian: that's the word!

Jiang Cheng: why do I know you?

#wei wuxian is a slow one #ask wangji #took the almost two decades to get his feelings across to the dense one #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang cheng #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #mdzs #the founder of diabolism

Jiang Cheng: I only have one emotions and it’s sadness.

Wei Wuxian: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.

Jiang Cheng: Out of agony.

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Jin Guangyao: Can’t you just try looking at things from my perspective?

Nie Mingjue: *crouches down to Jin Guangyao's height*

Jin Guangyao: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PLASTIC PRICK!

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Inquiry.

#lan wangji #lan zhan #a wonderful man #your dedication is admirable #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #the founder of diabolism #mdzs #wei wuxian #wangxian

goin home to be evil in peace is one of my fav things to do

Jin GuangYao

#piece of shit outed wei wuxian #he's a character that i both feel bad for but wanna slap across the face #namsayin?#jin guangyao #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #mdzs #the founder of diabolism

I hate Wen Ning.

said by literally no one ever. maybe Jiang Cheng, but he’s got issues, so we’re gonna leave him out of this one :)

#everyone loves wen ning #*smeagol voice* my precious #jiang cheng needs to learn how to chill #wen ning #jiang cheng #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #the founder of diabolism #mdzs

Wei WuXian: don’t talk to me or my sons ever again.

#stole this gem from lan zhan's phone gallery #wen ning and lan sizhui being adorable little babies #precious cinnamon rolls #wei wuxian #wei ying #wen ning #lan sizhui #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi crack #mdzs #the founder of diabolism

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the real reason behind Jiang Cheng’s sad excuse of a love life

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