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Oli, 29, Australia, he/himbo ig: olioleander

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[mothman-etd]

No you can't send me a notification. You are an app on my phone for my convenience, not for my annoyance.

[ominous-signs]

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.

[perenial]

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

[perenial]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[justryingtovibe69]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[glubby]

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[zzoupz]

tumblr are you telling me something

[zzoupz]

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.