[lesbianboboberens]

POV you’re a radical leftist freedom fighter that the narrative has chosen to turn into a terrorist so the protagonist can learn the horrors of radicalism and choose moderate reform instead

[bibo-deactivated20240915]

Person who named those mushrooms "toadstool" was a god damn genius

[girlmuppet]

Mutuals i am sitting next to you putting the sticker from the fruit im eating on your hand as a subtle act of intimacy because i love and cherish you

[luxwing]

Video game: (has main character that travels the world alone)

My fuck brain five minutes in: but what if they had a friend

[luxwing]

[yeehawlw]

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

[mxnrique]

remember when they made missy elliott a fish

and they made christina aguilera a jellyfish

[hurleyquinnzel]

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

[lesbianshepard]

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

[lesbianshepard]

[ikariyuiofficial]

[ottermatopoeia]

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

[chubbybabe-deactivated20210622]

[bloodraven55]

Me at 14 years old playing as female Shepard in Mass Effect and realising I could romance Liara like

[l4dymanor]

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[thevampireconnoisseur]

I love how if you build a snowman badly they experience a microagression

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[guarded-affection]

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

[firefox-official]

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

[redvaporeon-sk]

Have you tried deleting cookies

[trufflesmushroom]

not helpful- cookies go down to the stomach, not up to the head

[crossingheartes]

These two~ ;A;

[fiyacrossing]

I like how you’ve forced them to be together

[jimmygingerr]

"Elliot Page, formerly known as-" [GUNSHOT]

[aatamiii]

[tibby]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra (spanish dub) happens tomorrow

[hotvampireadjacent]

during october vampires are at their most powerful. they don’t physically get stronger it’s just a pleasant confidence boost.

[sharkgirlclaspurrs]

so do werewolves, they ain't special

[hotvampireadjacent]

this isn’t about werewolves make your own post