mitsuba fanclub

oh shit oh fuck oh g-

[parakeet]

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

[sextant]

[carnelianfoxx]

[leninthesixth]

seeing teens call 20 somethings "old" as a gotcha is so funny to me like you are priming yourself for one hell of an existential crisis in 5 years

[puffychi]

spooky sweets 🎀🎃✨

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

mozzarella from real life is trans!

[medikawa]

No one is trans please stop

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

you're trans

[rox-and-prose]

One thing I enjoy about tumblr is that every now and then someone will be like "I had a dream where this was the next big meme" and tumblr is just collectively like yeah we can make that happen

[briearesea]

There are many benefits to being on tumblr

[snowywarmthkuya]

wow, ok, unfollowing now. i knew he made them a cookie, but im only now finding out that he eated it

[emailmore]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foreveriallyzombified]

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

[emailmore]

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

[retrogamingblog2]

Celeste was not amused

[funnytwittertweets]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

disneys first gay character

disneys first gay character

[puffychi]

👻🍬🍭

[batsandboba]

[batsandboba]

ITS FUNKY FELLOW TUESDAY!!!!!!

[needytwinkjpg]

bro cringe is over.... you can ^_^ around me bro, br- bro you can do a little XD if you want...it’s okay, it’s over bro

You can O_o to your hearts content, I don’t mind man

[valtsv]

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

[valtsv]

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

[valtsv]

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

[valtsv]

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

[logarto]

overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!

[winstonsuggestions]

Aren’t you… Forgetting someone? *tries to not look hurt*

[logarto]

winston i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an overwatch character for a moment you feel like a brother to me