Moisturize Me Sherlock

this blog is a mess

[aquiraxuno]

[dexfiles]

[artforwellness]

[lindasolphoto]

[slopaganda]

bee movie is cool and all but let’s discuss all these equally unnecessary animated movies that have been forgotten by the passage of time

[klavierr]

Mars Needs Moms is disney’s worst box office failure in history, and the fourth biggest box office bomb of all time.

[funnylime]

you leave hoodwinked out of this it’s a classic animated indie anti-capitalism fairytale retelling

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Y'all know hoodwinked was made by a couple of well off stoners who ran out of money? That’s why there are amazing voice actors but the animation sucks

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[princekarkat]

yeah i gotta tell u something… laying boxes are often designed so the eggs roll out of sight because chickens can and will eat their own eggs

ive got a chicken encyclopedia. the section on cannibalism is several pages long

u think u thought of something depraved but you dont know the half of the depravity that a chicken is capable of. let them eat cake

[daywatch]

They could have used duck eggs

[songofages]

some chickens used to have to wear tinted glasses because if they saw blood on another chicken they would go crazy.

[incidentalcomics]

Adventures of the Ampersand

Posters are available at my shop.

You can now pre-order my book, The Shape of Ideas.

[writersrelief-deactivated202404]

This. is. AMAZING. 

[vastderp]

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.

[why-cant-cordy-stay-deactivated]

them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-

me: 

them: h….holy shit….

[love-personal]

Melissa Findley

[ruinedchildhood]

Beyonce performs onstage during The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 | Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS

[evilrashida]

THE SUN AND THE MOON

[pochacco]

[laughparty]

keep an eye on your man..or else the next thing u know he’s having H2O for dinner and dat ass for dessert….

[iwantamimosa]

[jayoncecarter]

February 12, 2017

JAY Z and Blue (dressed as Prince) sit front row at the 59th Annual Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.